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In a post-apocalyptic world, a warrior wandering through the desert comes upon a group of settlers who are being menaced by a murderous gang that is after the water they control.

I tell jokes to lighten the mood: What kind of dinosaur lives in your mouth? Answer: a Cankersaur

Captain Ron

Howard holds back to keep from blowing out our puny minds. Usually he keeps the dial at one or occasionally two, but in this episode he decided to show us a three just to keep us in check.

Rob cutting in with a question right after the simultaneous "NUMBER ONE..." on the music chart was like getting kicked in the nuts right at the point of orgasm... Charts are a sexy experience for me, I guess.

That "Not for the faint of chart" background music was Faint of Hearts by a band called Coheed and Cambria and it does actually have the phrase "faint of heart" in it. Just wanted to vindicate Kulap and her randomly googled song choice.

Howard has a head full of Jaws...

For a show that recounts charts full of music I tend not to like, Whooch sure has turned me on to a decent number of good bands... or at least good singles anyway. What I'm trying to say is, this show is awesome. Please make this a daily podcast. Just never stop talking. Thank you.

"F*ck you, Summah. Don't leave me." That goes into the top 5 Two Charted quotes for sure.

No Country For Old Men was kinda like Pee-wee's Big Adventure meets Friday the 13th.... except slightly drier... just slightly. If anyone disagrees with me on that, I'll have no clue how to defend my position. Just saying, easy victory for those who love to win arguments on the internet.

Don't change my Howard. Have all those guests on because they are wonderful, but don't anybody try to give Howard advice. He has balanced himself on the precipice of perfection and brilliance, and any attempt to adjust him could send him plummeting into the depths of normality and mediocrity.

If anybody ever asks me if I said any of that, I'm going to tell them "No, those things never came out of my mouth."

I'm a gypsy! I will wander!

Sometimes there's more fire in the fire ant.

I feel so empowered... and lonely.

I just want to be the Asian girl.

You guys just need to think of stuff and say it.

bob? BOB?!

"Skinny people hurt."

"I can't eat straight raisins."

There were so many things to comment on in this episode that I will skip it and just say this instead: You guys are seriously one of the bright spots of my week... and my life is pretty good already. You're just concentrated fun. I usually don't really get too attached to any specific type of entertainment, but I am thoroughly addicted to Who Charted? and Two Charted and all three of you wonderful people individually. Easily my favorite podcast(s).

"It's okay to be an automaton in the sack Not everybody is dynamic on their back Bring whatever you've got and try to improve..." Howard, you were subconsciously channeling DBS! You must turn this into something. I'm already imagining the rest of it, but I want to hear what would come out of your brain. It's always magnificent.

My chest hair is everywhere.

You can borrow The Astonisher.

Your face is ugly, but your brainwaves are so pretty.