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theoren_1

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  1. The owl and the pussycat went to sea, in search of a country that would recognize their non-traditional marriage.
  2. If you can't stand the heat, avoid heated circumstances.
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    HARK!

    Hark, all ye stout noblemen: Today is the day we write our names in the annals of history, proud and glorious, permanent and true. Our ancestors will forever mark this day with feasts and debauchery and song, and our cattle will be sold at prices well above market value, for that is our birthright.
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    Celine D'Plugs

    Ya know, the words "instant beautiful classic" get thrown around a lot these days...
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