Brothers and sisters, I have none, but that man's father is TV's Tim Gunn.

[Brothers and sisters, I have none, but that man's father is TV's Tim Gunn.]

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[Call me Betty Grable, 'cause this is a catch phrase with legs!]

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[A man, a plan, a canal... Pamela?]

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[It's the iconoclast podcast with bombast!]

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[The owl and the pussycat went to sea, in search of a country that would recognize their non-traditional marriage.]

The owl and the pussycat went to sea, in search of a country that would recognize their non-traditional marriage.

[If you can't stand the heat, avoid heated circumstances.]

If you can't stand the heat, avoid heated circumstances.

[HARK!]

Hark, all ye stout noblemen: Today is the day we write our names in the annals of history, proud and glorious, permanent and true. Our ancestors will forever mark this day with feasts and debauchery and song, and our cattle will be sold at prices well above market value, for that is our birthright.

[I've heard of anthropomorphic toilet seats, but THIS is RIDICULOUS!]

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[Well guys, we've only got one thing left to do on the show, and that's a little something we like to call "plugs".]

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[Celine D'Plugs]

Ya know, the words "instant beautiful classic" get thrown around a lot these days...