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Skeevins

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  1. Hearing loss can be a devastating disease. Especially if you were living in Berlin during the 1930's, and you thought somebody was delivering "gespacho" to your door. Those were some disappointing times.
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    Episode 282 — Wompster's University

    Big clitoris, big heart.
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    Top picks for guest

    Jackie Kashion from the Dork Forrest? She's buddies with Graham Elwood.
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    List of Scott's Frequently Repeated Phrases

    (As Shrek) "Donkey!"
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    Yatterman

    The director of Ichi the Killer does a children's movie, with the expected results.
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    Legends of Oz

    14 books in the original Oz series, and the next one they decide to adapt is the picture book penned by L. Frank Baum's son? Not that brains were busted making the effort, but still.
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    The Transformers: The Movie (1986)

    He gets better in Season 4, when he's just a huge asshole to everyone all the time. When he's not ruling a planet, that is. There were a lot of peace talks in those episodes. It was a weird time.
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    Episode 282 — Wompster's University

    She should be a cartoon or a puppet. I'm leaning towards puppet.
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    Episode 282 — Wompster's University

    Scott's attempts to romance Marrissa are becoming more and more distressing. This isn't Tatooine, Choctaw, stop trying to "bullseye a Womp Rat."
  10. Even though Q-Thor was not an alien, he was able to mind control Scott & the gang through Stokholm syndrome. That is my no-prize submission. Excelsior!
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    Episode 272 — Sex Party Season

    Such a great show with hilarious people. Scott should take meow-meow the next time he sees Phish with Wittles. They sound a lot more mellow than Harris' "Floozle Doozles."
  12. See, if you appoint Charles Grodin as your second, he'd be too busy killing baby animals on your behalf to lecture you about your farts.
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    Miami Connection (1987)

    There is a background actor wearing a Coke shirt. He is the film's MVP.
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    Episode 268 — What Does the Fonz Say?

    Scott, how could you forget the Methodical Man's Riddler rap? It was the "Bat Dance" of a new generation. It deserves to be the new theme for Riddle Me This.
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    Submit clips here!

    Like Eddie Murphy? Like Michael Jackson? Like the homoerotic undertones of "Dancin' in the Streets?" GOOD NEWS!
  16. Kulap, would you make me the happiest man in the world? There's some organs and other body parts in the basement. And don't forget to sew his lips open for the smile!
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    Episode 266 — The Calvins Twins

    I think these guys worked for that canceled HBO show, "Luck." I'd bet a fistful of bottlecaps on it.
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