Skeevins
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Starring the ubiquitous John Lovitts. Trailer:
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Star Wars is always ripe for ridicule. Sadly, everybody's already knocked the hell out of Episode I. But they're missing one of the best/worst entries into the canon. The Ewok movies. First there was Caravan of Courage, and then there was the Wilford Brimley classic, "Battle for Endor." Wilford Brmley becomes Ewok Moses and sets them free from their evil captors. It's great. There's a dragon an an albino Sonic the Hedgehog. Wilford gets into some heavy staff fighting. Excellent.
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The antidote for the common superhero movie.
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Starring Bill Goldberg and Chris Kattan (for a few grisley seconds). Christmas in August!
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Hopefully I have gained some HDTGM capital in suggesting Streets of Fire, which is good because the movie I am about to suggest is, in my mind, perfect HDTGM fodder. Do you guys like Watchmen? Good. Now imagine if Watchmen was written and filmed in 1983 as a musical. From the songwriter of the Rocky Horror Picture show. You want star power? We're talking Alan Arkin. We're talking Christopher Lee. We're talking The Return of Captain Invincible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTy7GGJ4vm8&feature=youtu.be
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God cried a tear. That tear became an ocean. That ocean birthed life. That life trapped microscopic objects that, over time, coalesced and formed a magnificent goddamn pearl of a movie. And the angels named it "Streets of Fire." That is how this got made. So glad to see Streets of Fire reviewed, and so glad to see one of my favorite Earwolf talents Womping up the Jams with the regular gang. I still think June should live Tweet a review or something. This film begs for her analysis.
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The doc Electric Boogaloo really shined some light into the immortal question "How Did This Get Made?"
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Starring Diane Lane, Rick Moranis, and Willem Dafoe as a murderous Freddie Mercury doppelganger. All I really need to sell this movie is the trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJGo2rvfSuA
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For a good idea of how indecipherable this Bob Dylan-engineered trainwreck is, just listen to the first words he speaks in the trailer. Wall to wall stoner platitudes, celebrity cameos, and oh yes, a ghost wearing blackface. Perfect fodder for HDTGM.
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Paul, has your trip to Ireland given you any interest in reviving Monsignor Damien Fearnly? Also, how was your trip to Ireland? Let's talk as people do.
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Yeah, it's kinda like Gotham from Batman: TAS. Everybody owns a classic car and dresses like Broadway threw up.
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Fuck off, dum-dum, it's sherbet time!!
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“Custom cars, kissing in the rain, neon, trains in the night, high-speed pursuit, rumbles, rock stars, motorcycles, jokes in tough situations, leather jackets and questions of honor" (tagline from STREETS OF FIRE. Why haven't those How Did This Get Made Schmucks reviewed that gem yet?)
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The game is afoot!
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Bumped for greatness.
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This catchphrase sponsored by Disney and Samsung.
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Welcome to Christopher Durang Durang, where eveybody's Beyond Therapy.
Skeevins posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.
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Because it doesn't get said enough!
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It's not bad so much as it is bugfuck crazy and awesome, as most of Stephen Chow's movies are. This movie is fairly well-known, though, and accessible, so it meets the criteria for review. It's about shaolin masters who play soccer for some reason that escapes me. Possibly to save an orphanage. I don't know. It doesn't matter. I also feel that this show is doing itself a disservice by not reviewing more martial arts movies, which are a treasure trove of insanity. "Chocloate," for example, is a movie about a Muay Thai master who is also a young autistic girl that picked up her skills from watching Jackie Chan movies.
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Especially the listeners who love me and donate to the show.
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The Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Skeevins replied to GiveMeYourBaby's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
My favorite Rodimus moment in Season 3: “ Well, no need to get all mushy. Cybertron's a better place anyway—not so...perfect. ” -
Tap Dancer? But I hardly know Dancer. Besides, gross, she's a reindeer.
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Why was this film not called "Ernest gets Superpowers?" And if they have to follow the "goes" formula, why not "Ernest Goes in Some Pretty Dark Places."