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It's on HBO Go right now, they should do this while it's still available

The Happening is so bad it essentially took a website dedicated to voting on bad movies offline and drove a man here to madness. That literally happened

Has anybody on this board actually seen this yet? I feel like someone who has seen it should weigh in soon

I have the perfect VR helmet picked out for it and everything

I need to hear Jason talking about the "sex" scene for like an hour

My landlord has a skullet (mullet but you're totally bald on top) and always wears tracksuits, so that one henchman totally reminds me of him

I can't believe I never bothered to listen to this before. What a great show. I am not even a Phish fan, although I assume being one would probably make this a little painful with Scott ripping on them so hard

I guess I will have to see this now because my girlfriend really wants to see it for no reason, too. Please just bring the heat when you do it though beause if you guys don't come correct and I have to sit through this terrible movie with no payoff I'm going to be extra sad.

The fact that even one person didn't like this episode is mind boggling to me. Anyways, this movie is so nutso that even though I just heard the entire plot broken down scene by scene, I still don't feel like it was spoiled for me. I have no clue what was going on in it.

Did anybody else notice that the first two positive critic quotes they put in the trailer were both from the same person? Also, neither said the movie was good per se, just that it was "original" and "intensely passionate"

Why hasn't this been done yet? Do Mantzoukas and Jason Lee hang out on weekends or something? This movie needs to be done

I am so terrible at photoshop, I was trying to get Gibson's face over Brody's on the cover of the Pianist, but Brody's face is faded on it and I can't make it look right

Oh Jesus did you actually watch this movie? I love OutKast and Cedric TE is alright, but there is a 0% chance I would watch a movie based around them. I am still scared to watch or even listen to the soundtrack for Idlewild to this day. /Oh and please never do Idlewild, I don't think I could take it

When I went to check for this, I started from the last page of the Bad Movie Recommendations and went for about twenty pages and didn't see it. Then, I started from the most recent and went back 7 pages and didn't see it. Someone just suggested it in March actually on the 8th page of topics here, I just missed it: http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/10804-the-league-of-extraordinary-gentlemen/ Goddamnit this movie is so perfect

Someone must have submitted this movie as a suggestion before since it is so terrible, but I went through a few pages and didn't see it on the forums. I think it needs to be done for the following reasons: 1.) Sean Connery retired after it and there is an article in The Telegraph from a couple of years ago that starts like this: Sir Sean Connery, who turned 81 on Thursday, will never return to the big screen, according to his friend, Sir Michael Caine. “I phoned him the other day, but we never see each other because he doesn’t move around a lot now,” Caine says. “He won’t make another film now. I just asked him. He said, 'No, I’ll never do it.’ ” Connery’s final film was The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in 2003. 2.) Since Sean Connery retired after LOEOG made him hate acting forever, he turned down the Lord of the Rings, which cost him an estimated $450 million. 3.a.) It makes LITERALLY NO SENSE WHATSOEVER 3.b.) As a bonus, it is next level bonkers 4.) There are classic scenes like a giant submarine emerging from the Venice canals which can't be more than 6 feet deep and high speed car chases when the year is something like 1850 5.) It gets a 17% on Rotten Tomatoes 6.) The Amazon 5 Stars reviews are amazing, with titles like "The League of Enjoyable Characters!" 7.) It's bananas 8.) What is an "Extraordinary Gentleman?" 9.) The dialogue is barely a step up from The Room

Oh god this movie needs to be done. It's so perfect and there are some randomly legit funny moments in it. It is probably Rob Schneider's best movie and as people mentioned, Game Gear and Barbara Anne are huge plot points. Tone Loc is awesome in it, too. Money can't buy knives.

My version of this is: am I racist for loving this phenomenon? My girlfriend is half white, half Puerto Rican and she is really pretty. Just take my word for it. Anyways, whenever we are downtown SD without fail a black guy will come up to me and respectfully make an aside like "your girlfriend is very beautiful." Literally every time. It always cracks me up. (It's her butt)

That is actually called "Gambler's Fallacy." They are just as likely to roll horribly the next game as they are to roll well. Never think this way in a casino, it's how people go broke right fast

I wish El Ryan were here just so we could see a Spirit Bear Botch. That part about him trying to sneak up on the dragon was killing me - the ending could have gone better but still, what a great episode

Oh and I totally ripped this off from Clancy in the NP forums

This was a TV movie made in 1979 and the whole thing is on YouTube. It is not just terrible, it is hilariously terrible. The whole thing is a hit piece on dorky role playing games and is a product of the "there are actually Satanists who are out to get you" vibe of the 1980s. If you want a taste, watch this clip of Hanks losing his mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6AOd6r6Qi8

I think they should call it "In Memorandum of Spirit Bear"

@57-58 minutes they explain the boat switch

Great idea and great execution.

This movie.... Anyways, even if you are scared of scary movies, this movie is so poorly shot that even the deaths that have cool concepts behind them are so poorly executed that they wouldn't scare a 5th grader. The closer you look at it, the less scary it is. Also, this could make the most epic Halloween costume EVER if you incorporate the twist ending into it