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  1. Snake

    The Number 23 (2007)

    2 divided into 3 isn't .666, it's .667 or .66666666666666666... on forever. It doesn't just end 3 digits in. This movie is clearly full of holes!
  2. Snake

    Episode 70 — The Kitchen Caper

    It was driving me nuts that nobody was thinking of the rats in the cages before they did this, they could have easily gone to check on those dwarf/rats instead of getting the confirmation on Gore. I thought that maybe Sark was going to say that the adventurerers would change faster than the others since of Brian's cure disease/uncurse tingle, since the rules said they wouldn't be fully cured unless Brian was 12th level or higher, but it would at least stall things if they had that cast on them within 3 days of the curse. I think Sark really just wanted the imagery of a dwarf sluice and you could tell he was planning on this happening from the second he introduced the cages. I feel like Mildred would have noticed it!
  3. That is probably too much to ask for but an episode where they are ostensibly there to debate which band is better, but they never really talk about either would be amazing. Scott just got Zach up with Obama, so I figure he owes him one.
  4. Snake

    Episode 84.5 — Minisode 84.5

    I'm guessing the baby will be due in like a week so they are going to use it later to give themselves a break. Also this is a good choice. I was hoping they'd do a terrible 90s erotic thriller like this, Jade or Sliver. Terrible movies all
  5. Snake

    The Transformers: The Movie (1986)

    I mean he basically killed Optimus
  6. Snake

    the witches (1990)

    "Old school creature effects" or as they used to be known, "Muppets"
  7. Snake

    Episode 69 — The Stakeout

    It's annoying but I understand. If I were doing this show for years, I would probably want a month off at some point, too As OP as polymorph seems to be, I still feel like the gauntlet hand is twice as broken
  8. Snake

    Episode 69 — The Stakeout

    I swear whenever Jerry wants a vacation he just kamikazees his character. I don't see he or Sarah in the pictures, so here's hoping that they come back soon
  9. All the U2 fans are on the iTunes website giving this podcast 1 star and it's still averaging about 4 stars overall. I imagine they think this is some kind of troll job, but it's an amazing podcast in its own right
  10. Snake

    Episode 275 — LIVE from SXSW 2014

    Jonah and Doug Benson sound so much alike you should book them both for the next U Talkin' U2 to Me? episode
  11. Snake

    Episode 65 — The Cavern Explosion

    Gerry straight up had to run to his car to get his character sheet in the middle of the episode. I've actually never played D&D before, but I imagine that is important. Anyways, this is the best podcast out right now. I keep converting people left and right, all of whom are skeptical before they listen to an episode. It's just so good. Hopefully Gerry gets a new character soon as the show is not even close to the same without him
  12. Snake

    A Force of One (1979)

    Um have you heard Chuck Norris talk lately? he would be talking about how Muslims are in league with the Illuminati after about ten minutes
  13. Funniest thing about Zouk is that all of Andy Daly's characters now have these bizarre twists to them since they're always paired together on CBB. I can't imagine a local politician creating a 50 foot monster made of sewn together children in the name of Satan or the poet laureate of cowboys fighting mummies without him. Also it's great that this is on Thursdays. Now I have CBB - Monday HDTGM - Tuesday Nerd Poker - Wednesday ADPPP - Thursday Earwolf is bonkers right now. It's amazing to see how far it's come
  14. Snake

    Character Drawings

    But it's practical and not wasteful
  15. Snake

    Episode 270 — Off The Grid

    I saw that Ventura article the other day and immediately thought of Adomian. So glad he is doing a parody of this http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/jesse-ventura-mexico-drones-find-article-1.1603880
  16. Snake

    Episode 61 — The Scream in the Cave

    So it's been two days now and nobody has fan art of Blackie surfing with the half eaten dwarf while wearing sun glasses and board shorts on a tidal wave of rats yet. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't incredibly disappointed.
  17. I'm still disappointed this hasn't been done yet. It has to have the most plot holes in history for a major motion picture and it is also the most angry I have ever gotten watching a movie in my life. It was just so frustrating to watch a movie that completely doesn't believe in physics or reality on even a basic level. It just doesn't make any sense arghggh
  18. Snake

    The Long Kiss Goodnight

    This could be in the wheelhouse of the podcast. It's bad, but it's entertaining. I've seen it twice, but I was drinking both times so I wasn't thinking about it critically. There needs to be huge plot holes for the gang to do their best work and I don't remember any glaring out from when I saw it. Then again, it was terrible and I was drunk
  19. Snake

    AntiChrist (2009)

    That movie is too depressing. Here is a weird video of the female lead's dad instead. I love this song
  20. So maybe this movie will at least clear things up for June
  21. Snake

    3 Ninjas (1992)

    and 5.) the main bad kid's outfit. A POW hat and a shirt that says AWESOME on it? And he's in 6th grade? What?
  22. Did anybody see any of these yet? They all look awful, although Ride Along at least has a 75% general public score. Devil's Due looks especially bad - I would love to hear about that one. The first two made a ton of money though, ugh
  23. Awesome, I hope he gets paid. I'm glad I put in the 75% audience approval part now
  24. Snake

    Episode 57 — Saving Trondoor

    I don't get how the serpent thingy was able to use a bite attack several times and toss trondoor in the air with his mouth when he had the staff wedged in there. That was bothering me
  25. Snake

    What is the greatest episode of Nerd Poker?

    Let's get ready to rumble might be the best overall. The episodes without fighting tend to be better, but I think that the fight with the dwarven gladiator lizard was a lot better than some of the older fights. I remember when they were fighting the water elemental king and it was just kind of boring, when it should have been this big, epic fight. This one was great, especially Jerry's drunken paladin getting his drink refilled, etc. I still think that they should have guests come in on an episode by episode basis to serve as evil and good characters. I would love Patton coming in as a bard or something, but even something random like getting the Mexicutioner from that Halo story to come in and try to play as an evil axe dude would be amazing. I can only imagine how that would turn out
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