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JRay last won the day on April 2 2012

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  1. JRay

    EPISODE 217 — Goodbye

    When this show first started it was like sitting in the back of class with the bad kids while a legit brilliant instructor tried his (or her) dmandest to teach you something. That was awesome. I'm sorry to see that show go. Sadly, it hasn't been like that for a long. long time. Somewhere along the way it became all about the host and their personal lives, and not about trying to inform or discover anything at all. That said, I kept listening from time to time becuase these guys are each brilliant, and every once in a while we saw glimpses of that. I'm happy their talents aren't being wasted on a format they have long since lost inrest in. But, why am I bothering to write this on the last episode? I dunno. Wish you all the best!
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFgkMie6w7Q Freak Dance was hilarious, by the time "Work that Butt" started i was fully on board.
  3. JRay

    Episode 55 — Music Vol 1

    I learned so much about music from this episode!
  4. Eric is the luckiest 19 year old on the planet! help him avoid 20's douchiness.
  5. JRay

    Episode 151 — Fan Fiction

    "I shit myself awake" <<< I could not fucking handle it! i don't know why that part was so funny.
  6. JRay

    Episode 15.5 — Minisode 16

    Papa Smurf was in his mushroom in smurf village preparing for the annual smurf talent show. In walks, Brainy Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Hefty Smurf, and Smurfette . “We’re here to audition our act” said Smurfette. “Go right ahead” said Papa Smurf. So, Hefty drops his little white pants and starts smurfing smurfette right there on the floor, Then Brainy drops his pants and whips out his smurfhood, Vanity drops to his knees and begins furiously smurfing Brainy Smurf off. Then Smurfette starts fist-smurfing brainy straight up his smurf while he's getting smurfed off. After a few moments of this everyone stood up and formed a smurf-centipede, smurfette was at the front of the line and took off her white cap and began smurfing golden streams into it. When it was filled to the brim, all four smurfs took a a few gulps and then began up-smurfing all over each other. By this time Papa Smurf had his pants around his ankles and was smurffing off contentedly, when suddenly Gargamel and his cat Azrael pried open the roof to the mushroom. For a moment he was stunned at the sight before him, even Azrael gagged at the smell of fresh smurf-chuck and smurf-torum wafting through the air. Then Gargamel hiked up his robe and exposed his massive throbbing smurf , then he lifted the cat's tail and impaled poor Azrael up her smurf and left her suspended there in mid-air. Covered in a sheen of smurf, Hefty scampered up Gargamel’s leg, parted his smurf-cheeks, and dove head first up his smurf-hole, he smurfed his way through Gargamel's digestive system and popped out of his mouth covered in lumpy brown smurf...and a few smurf-berries, he then climbed down Gargamels chest and clung to Azrael's whiskers and started face-smurfing her. At this point, smurf-covered Hefty is face-smurfing Azrael the cat who is being mid-air smurfed by Gargamel, who is watching smurfette with vanity's blue fist up her smurf-hole, and Brainy's foot up her front-smurf, while Brainy is having his smurf covered Smurf-hood polished by Vanity. Suddenly Papa Smurf Jumps up on the desk with his smurf in his hand and lets out a massive growl as he reaches smurfgasm and sprays sticky blue smurf-milk all over the room. Exhausted Papa smurf collapses back into his chair and wipes the sweat from his brow, "That's some act my dear little smurfs" but what do you call it?" "The Smurfristocrates!"