greggy

kevin gives ME hard feelings...THAT came out wrong

one day i will look back on my life and wish i could go back in time and kill cloned hitler, but i never actually would since staz is so sweet

i clicked like on kittens post. sure, its breaking protocol to ask for likes so blatantly for a dumb reason, but kittens is a nice poster who has introduced the phrase "sloppy pizza" into my life. besides, who among us hasnt pm'ed someone asking for more likes at one point or another? certainly not me but ive received my fair share

jesus, tai will go to any length to get that idol wont he man theyre putting tai through his paces, but he should have known what he was signing up for since the subtitle is "survivor: scavenger hunt" this season debbie is a fukken loon, cant wait til she gets medivacced out with terminal shits wow caleb surprisingly cool with tai flirting with him a little. thats nice to see on survivor holy shit i want caleb and tai on every season together rip brawn tribe, this season's loser squad huh, i wonder if alecia will do a happy dance, i mean she didnt promise she would, she just said she might if she makes it...this suspense is killing me sorry jenny you got to be cagier at tribal lol why even lie and throw alecia under the bus jenny is a weird person love that reversal of fortune, jenny wasnt even in anyones mind before she said the dumb thing giving this one a light PROBS based on how fun the caleb/tai stuff was and the great tribal

great ep, i heard daredevil was supposed to be on too but he accidentally wandered into the adam carolla show instead

i think they photoshopped them into the earwolf office and originally they were all laying down like that on a queen mattress seconds before the traditional post-spont nap

just write the email that's supposed to be from your friend saying you died in a car accident NOW so you always have your ripcord ready in case shit gets to real

trying to scam a known asshole with unlimited resources seems like a bad idea to me but if this is something that you feel like you need to do send him a carefully cropped picture of your elbow and say it's your butt

thank you for this ADC

feral audio is good, i dont think theres any real reason to switch to earwolf

more like read a ebook, grandpa

sorry i dont have enough time to do gifs this season and also forgot to write notes down challenge beast: i was leaning toward caleb but i will choose Scot to be different from MM strategist: Anna she seems pretty sneaky black widow: i'll say Elisabeth, although my first thought was jennifer as well, me and MM are twins old schooler: Tai, although i guess he did go looking for an idol already but still i think his whole mindset is more about the experience under the radar: Cydney, she seems like she could be a great back-burner player letting other people do the dirty work wildcard: Alecia will either get voted out next week or scheme her way to the merge bench: Peter and idk Michele i guess? ok time to pull some names out of a hat here: final 3: Cydney Jennifer Caleb winner: Cydney PROB out of PROBST ep

how do i make my wife love me again

this is the ged post i've been waiting for man, respect friend 0//

i give this ep the highest rating, 10/10. thanks you to everyone involved for making it for me

the silky smooth sounds of hayes and sean enveloped me tightly and rocked me with laughter

loved the classic feel of this great episode

norm is so strong he has to be careful and click lightly when he hits 'like' on a post or else he'll accidentally give them a popular star all on his own

norm is so strong he went to espn's worlds strongest man competition, picked up all the huge boulders at once they're supposed to compete to carry, and dumped them in the parking lot to make room for the tables for the magic the gathering championships

whoa impressive, in what capacity?

i thought canadians were supposed to be polite

oh i usually go to timmys for that

what did you order there?

dont even joke

i won it, im ricch now, does anyone want some money? i have too much, its making my house a mess