greggy

good luck dude honlads wont even date me and i have asked him out every day for a year

hey old guy puppet, should i get the name brand metamucil or will the store brand work ok? its only like two dollars difference but if you think about all the metamucil us old guys has to take it can really add up

lets list all the best words that can be on a shirt, i hope i hope i hope @earwolf is reading this: what up what up brandon content too scary skellingtons frankingstines it look like a peach uggzackly hayes cody is in the wires engineer cody boy chanson is a mra speak on that popcorn noises squeezebox nanayno bussin up freezer teaser hamburger sandwich actually @earwolf just make a shirt that says all those things i will buy so many XD

those shows could be constantly doing crossovers with all the shows i watch and i would never be able to tell the difference, toss suits in there for good measure

wow, i thought you were making a joke that sleepy hollow and bones are similar shows, this is the second time that bones has blown my mind

‣ i say dietz goes this week ‣ oh and theres an injury, i think wentworth will be murdered by the vengeful spirit of koh rong, an ancient fisherman who was tormented by his tribesmen because he had a small penis. vowing to take his revenge for all eternity, he threw himself into the bonfire late one night and now roams the island, looking for babes to murder with the giant machete he carries (compensate much, buddy?). he attempts to strike again while people are voting at tribal council but jeff probst rips off his pooka shell necklace and throws it on the ground, banishing the spirit instantly. see, the necklace has actually been a powerful mystical amulet this whole time. jeff probst is a wizard. ‣ actually i saw so many spoilers i know im wrong already, but life is hard n then u die bro ‣ look at this monkey flippin the fuck out…the original party animal XD ‣ i love survivor animal reaction shots, this is going to take all night ‣ oh boy straight into probst visiting the camp AND STRAIGHT TO DIETZ maybe im half right ‣ damn sucks for terry but HELL YES I GOT ONE, not how i expected it to go at all ‣ wow everyone loves their family more than survivor, tbh at this point idk if any of them deserve to win ‣ the people choosing to kiss those nasty old buffs are weird as hell ‣ woo no im sure him saying how much hes trusting savage is foreshadowing ‣ another double dare challenge ‣ GOTTA GO FAST ‣ great pep talk jeremy, a true leader ‣ i dont even want to play this dumb game….PSYCH ‣ i was going to get a gif of joe oiling up and the look tasha got after but giffing tool kept fucking up and im sure its the most heavily giffed moment of the season so far, so i guess you’ll have to look at the ten thousand other versions that must already exist ‣ the gang reacts to wentworth missing her toss ‣ fishback gets teared up at what appears to be nothing ‣ oh yeah that eating challenge ‣ man spencer throwing DOWN ‣ this is the challenge keith was born to win ‣ come on kelly dont move the food around your mouth with your fingers, thats what your tongue is for, your going to bite yourself ‣ honestly i dont think anyone could have beat woo on that pig brain, that was nuts ‣ huh so the competition went to a tie, what a shocker ‣ jesus tasha is so hot im sorry i cant hold it in any longer ‣ lmao jeremy going in for a bite of that nasty egg was such an awesome move, love this dude ‣ ABI CIERA SPENCER KASS *chants names to self like game of thrones girl* ‣ all right i am now officially rooting FOR tasha and AGAINST abi, ciera, spencer, and kass…rip my sweet baby woo as savage would say your in a better place now ‣ good thing they switched tribes the episode before the merge wtf ‣ the update on terry’s son and the organ donation PSA was a very nice ending ‣ have to give this one a PROBS on the PROBST scale because of losing woo salthiness

it blew my mind when i found out bones was the woman

thank you so much joe, i am going to graciously accept this prize and give it to my best friend agata

oh and theres an injury, i think wentworth will be murdered by the vengeful spirit of koh rong, an ancient fisherman who was tormented by his tribesmen because he had a small penis. vowing to take his revenge for all eternity, he threw himself into the bonfire late one night and now roams the island, looking for babes to murder with the giant machete he carries (compensate much, buddy?). he attempts to strike again while people are voting at tribal council but jeff probst rips off his pooka shell necklace and throws it on the ground, banishing the spirit instantly. see, the necklace has actually been a powerful mystical amulet this whole time. jeff probst is a wizard. the shit these reality shows will throw at the wall for halloween specials, right guys?

i say dietz

oh my god this is so so strong

this week on my podcast I wrote a scripted Halloween episode radio play that is sort of a mash-up of A Praire Home Companion and Welcome To Nightvale. our friend A Bear made a bunch of amazing original music for it. my best friend Dixon made the logo. Danny Boy Wizard whispered some latin stuff in my ear. if you would listen, that would be totally cool with me, i mean if you dont have anything else going on or whatever

pft really hates android phones, cant help but think this is forum elder tim treese's fault somehow

funny episode, i like teaser freezer and douglas

someone do a HH in a punkin and post a pic

that last 15 minutes cracked me up

hell ya iceman was my fave in top gun

oh boy this is bugs bunny in a dress all over again, such an confusing erection

id come to your show, or at least i would have tonight, i didnt really do anything

i say that old guy who was making a big deal about all the survivor experiences he was having last week. im spending the next 4 days praying that it isnt my keith

happy birthday val...you don't look great for 4 years old tbh tho :c sorry to say so on your special day

were you afraid you had messed up for a second there ben when jimmy said it might have been worth hundreds of dollars?

that just makes me like him more tbh

‣ woo is such a cutie ‣ “he’s in a better place” - does savage think varner DIED? that makes his votes take on a whole new meaning ‣ i never thought about the survivors’ effect on the local wildlife, it would be so fucked up if they were chowing down on special endangered clams all day ‣ very double dare-esque barrel challenge ‣ monica looks like jeremy just crumpled her up in a ball and tossed her in there ‣ oh i thought the barrel person had to roll balls, its funny that woo is doing the whole thing…angkor recognizing he is their everything ‣ hell ya my boy keith getting his time to shine ‣ nice job woo, pick up that tribe and carry them home on your back ‣ i dont remember when bayon got this cool little boat, it looks like a koopa shell ‣ spencer living the survivor dream, spearing minnows ‣ hahahaha abi listing all her family members who have died and getting mad at woo for talking about his mom, what a child ‣ thats our fishback! sitcom sting ‣ good old super-woo on the case, there goes my prediction ‣ keith and woo have really been the MVPs of this ep, my two faves <3 ‣ damn blindside, bye monica…almost said RIP, savage really got to me tonight ‣ i’d say this is a PROB ep on the PROBST scale

thats where you messed up, no one who has ever posted here is capable of graduating anything just joshing friends, we're all very smart