greggy

best ep yet

next time you could say "this better come with $120 dollars in it", just workshoppin datejokes

yeah this week they sent me one of those single-dose packs of benadryl, 13 cialis, and a 50 gallon drum of thalidomide pills, i dont know how they can afford the shipping costs alone

monday sounds like a good call then

well monday night would work for me, that would be ok

hey anyone want to hangout tonight at like 7pst? i got 2.5 pages of private school notes burning a hole in my notebook and if i watched it for no reason ill be piss

sometimes i say facetious things, just for humor

hey if you guys dont want the vaccines just send them to me, i drink every vial i get in the mail no questions asked

wait this used to say something that could be misconstrued as even worse than the awful thing i had in mind so im deleting it

now if i find out jemmye lost her chin in a homeless shelter explosion im going to feel just terrible

i feel a little bad now for some of the cracks i took at ol teej, please no one name your team "TJ Lavin's Right Eye"

i think mr hayes and sean should put out a bad episode some time so i can come in and say something besides "great ep" on page 2 every week great ep

holy sh*t corpsefucker shitlord

lmao brgrho i literally almost posted "BRRII just lit the brgrho batsignal", those exact words were in my head i didnt realize thats who you meant Jakems, i dont remember who that guy is

he is both JC sad that this thread will be gone soon, some solid jokes in here this week

i see there are three teams without names, here are my team name suggestions based on my one episode worth of expertise: TJ Lavin's Right Eye TEAM "I Made Out With You One Time On A Pool Table But They're Calling You My Ex For Show Theme Purposes" The Half-Empty Wine Glasses The Story Producers Favorites Lemonation-Proof

not sure if i will watch more since i am too late to win fantasy league prizes

i watched the first episode, here are my notes, sorry if you cant read my chicken scratch:

man what if sean pulled the 'squatting throwing deuces' pose in that group picture

wait i think elliot posted here one time, what i meant to say was that contest sounds really interesting

i forgot to do one this week, but kira was great elliot's contest sounds like a real pain in the neck

tell me about it, the dan engler dick pic i posted on page 4 got deleted to

definitely looking forward to that one, but i heard the porn parody version is already planned. its messed up that they could screw with a sweet family movie like Dixon's List by putting out Liston's Dix at the same time

a man in a padded suit laid out a trail of ground meat from the alley behind the kitchen to the DOGROOM, he had to do it slow because there were always at least 4 gnawing at his legs once they entered the room metal bars sprang up in the doorway to trap him in with the beasts if people were nervous about their grades they would go to the balcony and look down and think that no matter how bad the results were, at least they werent down in that room with the padded suit almost worn away

its funny, i went through a survivor binge recently as well and watched about 4 seasons before i got sick of it. i started with a more recent season and then went back for season 1, and i loved how in the recent season everyone was strategizing and making alliances and breaking promises and talking a lot about "this is how you play the game of survivor". then you go back to season 1 and its all just about surviving and the one guy who is actually playing it like all the contestants will in the future everyone hates but yeah this episode was really top shelf. so good.