greggy

(i'm not trying to poo-poo anything here, just tossing out the thoughts i had about the whole thing for the last couple days. i'm excited to get started writing something)

the issues i have with going horror is A. there is a fairly popular cosmic horror podcast called Welcome to Nightvale that i feel like we will have comparisons with regardless of how little in common the shows have. this is a very small problem because on the one hand who cares and on the other hand so long as we dont do a bunch of so-rando 'you look so full of blood and swallows, all hail the golden king of the night' conspiracy/horror free association madlibs we should be decently separate from it B. i am having an ok time thinking of ideas for horror stories but a hard time coming up with ways to fit jokes in there/make them funny things i like about going with horror: A. i am having an ok time thinking of ideas for horror stories :v B. i just generally like horror, and feel like its widely-enjoyed enough that we wont be turning too many people off right off the bat with it as the theme another thing i was thinking of is rather than having a central framework for the episodes, just have every episode be its own thing like tales from the crypt/outer limits/goosebumps/ru afraid of the dark if anyone wanted to do a set of stories or write a sequel to an episode that would be fine, and it would smooth over changes in tone from having different eps being written by different people HOWEVER having a cast of characters and a setting predetermined would make for easier writing so i see that side of it too oh god i have written more in this than any other post of mine on these forums but i have one more thing to say, if folks arent as down with the horror some other ideas for what we could do i had were we could do a soap opera, or we could just do a straight-up podcast sitcom like we have been (but with non-in-jokey characters/setting) the big problem with these ideas is they would require legit ACTING and not just reading a story to people. ok my poor widdwe fingers are chapped and raw from all this serious posting

but highly sensually to be sure

i would kiss every bro in here on the mouth, in a very nonsexual way

i heard a guess it was related to weird al's album and that seems like a good bet to me

everyone is walking on eggshells, unsure how to treat with mr kneis now that he is a famous celebriry

i envy your like button awakening jake-ems

the ol price-tag switcheroo swindle i bet

wow, this is v. cool oh god i think i have to start calling u mr kneis now

much as i love them i dont think hayes and sean need some sort of piercing superhuman xray vision into people's psyches to be able to make the jokes "alexander payne is self-involved" or "kevin smith is a fat person" pretend i took 7 paragraphs to say that tho so i can get in on intellectualposting

sheesh

ms plaza, we very much appreciate u recording this so close to the july 4 holiday. we're you available because you are not patriotic, or because you think mr clements and mr davenport are just that important ?

this is the first musician who ahs appeared on a podcast where i actually liked the music, great ep

ms plaza, can u GUARANTEE my SAFETY when i ask you my question? heheh this is a joke based on your body of work so anyway would you consider yourself a sandy duncan or more of a mary lou henner when it comes to...hmm whats that sound tap tap tapping on my window? must be the wind like i was saying, when it comes time to learn your lines for a broadway play, do you find it useful to...huh there it is again, brb, gotta go check whats up HA HA HA I AM A MYSTERIOUS MURDERER AND I MURDERED GREGGY AND ATE HIS CINNAMON BEARS, WHERE IS UR GUARANTEE NOW MS PLAZA???

so much shit falls on my house u would think i lived under dave matthews' tour bus

whoa whoa whoa thinkof, did you stop listening the moment you heard the company name? if so, and trust me on this one, you should start it back up and give them like 15 more seconds and yeah asteck, i assumed they were the same company as on shark tank but it would be funny if there were a totally separate toy subscription services with exactly the same business model

secret basement of anchorman grocery

the theme song sounded really crisp and clear at the beginning of the show this week, i enjoyed that a lot

https://www.dropbox....b%20%283%29.rtf one more edit, plotbot is v. cool but it messes up the order of things you add sometimes and tyvm mbop <3

https://www.dropbox....b%20%281%29.rtf heres a proofread version of the file, editing doesnt seem to fix the URL even tho i changed it

ok, i should have saved this for tomorrow but its a weird one and i dont want to do the unnatural sort-of wait i did last week and stop conversation about the podcast before its time. this is not episode 4, it is a sequel to episode 2. the uncanny tone of mbop's ep inspired me to go in a different direction, showing another side of the same story. my apologies to thenarnold, jeffreyparties, and agata brush up on ep 1+2 here if you need to: http://timsvlog.net/HGT/index.html as always, you should listen to the theme song before you start reading: https://soundcloud.c.../small-potatoes (theme by showshowbro) now that you're ready, here is Homegrown Tomatoes season 1, episode 2B: http://www.plotbot.c...102b/screenplay and the file for archiving: https://www.dropbox.com/s/tqn2b98syan659y/hgt_0102b%20%281%29.rtf not a lot of characters in this one, but it answered some mysteries while revealing new ones

brr, first of all this is a good joke, second i sent you a pm, pls respond soonest

heres the file so u can add ep 2 https://www.dropbox.com/s/gdqw12ytaz90o5v/homegrown_tomatoes_0102%20%281%29.rtf

begging to appear on case closed is such a dork thing to do

back when trying to get hosts to say my name on the show was my 'gimmick'