greggy

hashtags are inherently funny, im lmbo over here

the idea seems very deep on the surface but if you think about it trying to actually implement and enforce a parenthood licensing system would be terrible, i for one stand firm against senator reeves' measure

my fave line from bill and ted

dont get me wrong tho, i would trade it all for the obliviousness necessary to go full batch-on-bench contact

in a perfect world you would have just finished toweling off, and a towel would make a good barrier between u and a bench ETA: or even just your gross sweatpants if you are a real weirdo and want to change clothes without showering

haha, naked at the urinal? no, most guys just uncinch their belts and let their pants+undos drop to the floor while they do their business, leaving their shirts on unless its very hot

in what way were you able to add me to a sketch?

my condolences

i am 32 and i live in michigan

that is 100% literally the image my av is from

mr gourley, when you're improvising and you are holding a pretend coffee cup, do you prefer decaf or regular imaginary coffee? ms parham and ms st clair, i heard you talking about future plans for your great TV show Playing House on the USA network on Never Not Funny. how far ahead do you have stories planned out? this is going to be an amazing set of episodes, thank you for making this show mr clements and mr davenports

there were definitely musical notes, and lyrics about squarespace. if it was 'funny' i didnt get the joke, but im a big dumb lummox irregardless

this was def a highlight of the season so far, im going to have to watch it now too. there was a lot of stuff that made me go "ugh i should have saved it to watch the video feed" but such a good ep is worth a second listen

you did a good job stepp, much better than any other case closed i can remember

speaking of real world, i was thinking a funny alternate story for the ang would be hayes and sean hosting a reality show with us as contestants the twist ending would be they would send us all home at the end of the first episode

are all of us working at this grocery store or are most of us just regular customers?

now THIS is how u do a message board fight

also i have really tried at times but i dont think the other boards know how to do anything but rehash jokes from the shows they're about. amtrak should be studying those threads because they are totally immune to derailment

i think jeff garlin died like 3 months ago, the board's a ghost town

ty for thinking of me tho, your a good friend

i dont think contrived fights for no reason are very good/funny

if they have to keep running those stories, the next month they should be forced to put a retraction on the cover apologizing for blowing it and listing all the people who lost their jobs due to bad reporting

shit i was going to make a joke about how they would have to release double-sized albums if chris christie was the fifth beatle , dang and blast

well done

strong people are often described as 'hard' in the US as well