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  1. Posted

    ATTN shannon, dengler, brent morris, jeff ulrich, any of the earwofl people: thanks for moving shows to a different network, but it seems like they all come after hollywood handbook alphabetically. so if you could move beautiful storys, black list table, the cannon, crack podcast, denzel washigton etc, earwolf present (probably have to rename this one), face the nation, get upon this, hard nation, and hello magic tavern to the not-comedy network too that would be good so i dont have to scroll so much in the forums. tyvm

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    ‣ ty aubry for waking up to sandra, i need you in this for my fantasy team

    ‣ everybody. drop your buffs. ok now pick them back up again haha classic probst prank

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    ‣ tai is a cutie, even if he does drive ya crazy sometimes

    ‣ damn zeke getting smart on sandra too, although voting her out is easier said than done

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    ‣ andrea is NOT just another pretty face. she invented a new way to wear your jeans

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    ‣ tfw tai get 2 idols

    ‣ aww its nice that debbie gets to have a nice time

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    ‣ sorry

    ‣ oh boy cochran showed up what a surprise

    ‣ things are about to get romantic ;)

    ‣ im not going to make a gif of this because it was genuinely very sweet

    ‣ sandra is a survivor machine

    ‣ cool puzzle

    ‣ michaela pulls the sled over the sand through sheer force of will

    ‣ dang they owned that puzzle

    ‣ lol tai your a fool dude

    ‣ oh hey sandra agrees with me

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    ‣ i thought sandra might have possibly pulled it off right to the very end, she is an incredible player and the show will be less good without her.

    ‣ another PROBST ep i think, its a little bit of a comedown after last week’s record holder but still excellent survivor

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    ‣ sorry JT you fucked up buddy

    ‣ the only bad thing about finding an idol is eating the paper and wrapping its in so no one sees it

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    ‣ uhh jeff uhh michaela broke our ball jeff

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    ‣ michaela murders jt with anti-loser eye lasers

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    ‣ ok i got this because of what a great save it is but also aubrey looks like she dancing

    ‣ lol michaela is still so pissed about second place. i sincerely love that about her

    ‣ oh my god is this the thing that sets debbie off??

    ‣ haha ok yes so this is how debbie turns around her losing the reward for everyone into her being the one who was wronged

    ‣ IM NOT MAD IVE NEVER BEEN MAD I DONT EVEN FUCKING GET MAD BRAD CULPEPPER!!!!

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    ‣ ACTUALLY THIS IS ALL JUST FUNNY TO ME. SEE HOW NORMAL I AM I AM LAUGHING AT THIS SITUATION YOU PUT US IN

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    ‣ ok i give in im a varner fan now after his eyes in reaction to sandra eating the sugar. i wont call you fred flintstone any more

    ‣ well, this week anyway

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    ‣ debbie is insane

    ‣ the fact that other people arent automatically winning the challenge proves debbie would have been perfect

    ‣ lol culpepper is so insanely good at challenges

    ‣ *sandra picks up some random rusty piece of metal from the set dressing* oh hey we have immunity too look at this pirate bullshit we have

    ‣ sandra is so goddamn good at survivor. i wonder if anyone will ever realize how dangerous she really is or if its already too late

    ‣ if michaela goes home this week after malcolm last week i will be so pissed

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    ‣ holy shit. michaela deserves to win survivor for manufacturing this reaction shot alone

    ‣ AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD YES I LITERALLY THREW MY HEADPHONES ACROSS THE ROOM AND SCREAMED IN VICTORY

    ‣ wow very twisty season

    ‣ full PROBST episode. this was start to finish great survivor

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    Survivor Season 34 Episode 2 Notes

     

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    ‣ if you truly cant believe tony was disposed of quickly your dumb as shit. sorry but its true

    ‣ #DROPYOURBUFFS

    ‣ i never knew zeke was religious

    ‣ i like 3 tribes

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    ‣ yeah i got it, of course i got it

    ‣ man malcolm with a tool kit, ill be pissed if he doesnt build an entire primitive tech city

    ‣ i like brad, but he’s going to get fucked up if he tries to take out caleb with tai around

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    ‣ damn, andrea is a ruthless intimidator, here she is miming breaking troyzan’s dick over her knee substituting a stick. very subtle but utterly emasculating

    ‣ the ol’ idol at the challenge gambit

    ‣ does providing food at camp really ever keep anyone safe?

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    ‣ sandra is cold blooded, about to eat a baby goat

    ‣ hey guys if you think about it every goat is a mother father or has been a baby at some point

    ‣ damn, love a photo finish on

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    ‣ troyzan hunkers down behind the puzzle table and pretends to completely work his business so everyone looks away in disgust, leaving a clear opportunity to grab the idol

    ‣ all the sharks in this season are a great visual metaphor. i havent figured out for what yet tho

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    ‣ the lizard makes the rock look so delicious but i bet it isnt that good

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    ‣ oh no, brad culpepper breaded tai and is going to deep fry him over the fire, run away tai

    ‣ a real game changer would be if your fire represented something else besides your life in the game. your move, jeff

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    ‣ hali kind of looks like “crazy frog”

    ‣ damn,tai cares about chickens but not about lovers.

    ‣ my fantasy team is fucked lol, i bet aubry goes home next week

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  15. Posted

    i havent posted about one of these in a while BUT it is especially related to the show this week so here you go, in case you haven't read my sig this week:

    forum proper ledges Chanson and Valerie Bryant were on my podcast this week talking about Reality Show Show (the prequel to Hollywood Handbook starring Hayes and Sean) episode 24, a very special episode that the extremely smart and capable folks behind Howl uploaded completely unedited. we also talk about Shark Tank, The Real World, and The Challenge. please listen to it, if you love me

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    Survivor Season 34 Episode 1 Notes

     

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    ‣ always a heartbreaker to see cochran in the background of these clips, i miss u baybee

     

    ‣ lol love debbie’s leopard print leggings, perfect look for her

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    ‣ jeff what are you doing out on that boat. it took all day to get you out there. now you have to stay the night there. theres ghosts too. but thats your fault.

     

    ‣ that buff around zeke’s neck looks so tight, i would hate that

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    ‣ if i was on survivor i’d spend so long goofin off pretending these purple things are my penis theyd be the only thing i’d get off the boat

     

    ‣ lol i love you tony, what a madman

     

    ‣ cool, legacy advantage is fun

     

    ‣ #WWMD

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    ‣ poor tai

     

    ‣ #SPYBUNKER

     

    ‣ is there any possible way tony can dig a hole big enough to get in? sound off in the comments below

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    ‣ the season’s first “me irl”

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    ‣ oh cool steampunk season

     

    ‣ i like this tie change a LOT

     

    ‣ real good challenge

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    ‣ oh yeah fred flinstone wore his tie again

     

    ‣ michaela chill dude theyre not voting for you

     

    ‣ #TRIBALCOUNCIL

     

    ‣ so this season is all pirates huh. because of malcolm looking like the boy in the pirate movie. i see your game, producer Matt Van Wagenen

     

    ‣ lol sandra is making such a great case which is an amazing reason to both keep her and crown her

     

    ‣ sandra naming this chapter after her favorite pokemon

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    ‣ ok this was really weird..i dont know if anyone else caught this, but although michaela wrote ciera’s name down on her paper, she said “bye felicia”. the strangest thing about this is so far as i can tell there is no one named felicia on the cast this season. so was she confused? was she saying goodbye to the camerawoman? if so, why did they leave that in the edit?? i hope you enjoyed “greggy does a RSS bit”

     

    ‣ #BLINDSIDE

     

    ‣ see michaela chill nobody wants you out or at least they didnt before you freaked out about someone saying your name one time

     

    ‣ man tony’s game will make for such a great season if this actually happens

     

    ‣ are you FUCKING KIDDING ME…tony’s crazy bullshit is paying off IMMEDIATELY!!

     

    ‣ its funny how he gets a little information and then goes out of his way to be weird

     

    ‣ i love sandra

     

    ‣ #IMMUNITYCHALLENGE

     

    ‣ this is a very involved challenge

     

    ‣ tai is uh very good at uh working that snake ahahahahahhahaha

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    ‣ Thanks Jeff. This Helps.

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    ‣ malcolm gives the other team the finger like a sly seventh grader

     

    ‣ malcolm is such a goddam beast

     

    ‣ i kind of like that that team keeps losing, very good team for drama

     

    ‣ it would be great to see tony’s bald head grow out like a chia pet if he lasted long enough

     

    ‣ jeff: “we’re playing with fire”

    caleb: “if you dont ever play with it you won’t ever know you can get burnt”

    uh caleb this is not a good argument for playing with fire man

     

    ‣ rip tony, i love how into it he and sandra got, so wild

     

    ‣ lol wtf changing teams already??

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  21. Posted

    Challenge Beast: malcolm doy

    The Strategist: sandra

    The Black Widow AKA the Parvati Award: michaela, she learned her lesson from the sand-diagram

    The Cutthroat: uh tony uh

    The Old Schooler/ Loyalist: caleb

    Under The Radar:hali because i dont remember her and she has that goat look to her

    Wildcard: tai is the wildest of cards

    Bench Player: ill toss zeke in here

    Final 3 Prediction: tony, hali, aubry

    Winner Pick: AUBRY. for the simple reason that mel got served who called in with her dad to reality show show one time picked her as the winner and there is no one i trust more with my survivor picks.

     

    now i took all the obvious choices and you will be stuck picking different things so yours isnt just the same as mine B)

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