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Posts posted by greggy
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spiders are the most efficient bridfood too, 2 more legs then a bug and a whoping 8 more then bird seeds
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todays era of facebook gaming has made it more common than you think
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spiders? hmm...spiders spider spiders....oh thsoe mans with 8 legs? birds got to eat friend
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even up until then they were coming out sporadically so its possible there might be another one someday, but i wouldnt bet the farm on it
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i forgot go bayside, one of my new favorites
though if you check this one start with an earlier episode, i just started listening to this week's and the guest seems like a weird creep
edit: it got better, but still not a good intro to the show
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i forgot go bayside, one of my new favorites
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if HH is out of the running improv4humans is best, then uhh yeah dude, then CBB then never not funny although really cbb is top but you probably already know about it so what the heck
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some other ones i check out occasionally are lou reads the internet, doug loves movies (depending on guests( and dead authors (i would have that in the top if it came out regularly)
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then pretend i said something weird on this bottom line
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the hobbit 3: the insulation of smaug
smaug's castle is very drafty so the dwarf gang fills all the walls in with that foam stuff they advertize on the radio
this one is almost totally based on words that sound alike i admit, but could still work
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thanks for making this funny show for me mr besser
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garfield 2, we can just rework my unpublished fantasy novel THE DRAKESTAFF OF FARLONG as a garfield vehicle
garfield would be the wise whizzard Jarfle from my novel, but now his name would be garfield but otherwise he would be that character, i think you get it
jon arbuckle would be the anime elf archer king Shepperoth
odie would be the kind-hearted troll thief protstitute Sexra
nermal would be the evil barbarian murderer Geroge
otherwise it would take place in new york city instead of the magical kingdom of farlong and instead od taking the drakestaff to Geroge's lair to slay him with they would go out for lasagna, besides that it is the same story
tho we should probably take out the romance between jon and odie
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man i have written a lot of words today, it really takes it out of me, im going 2 go drink an iced tea and take a lie-down
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sorry to say so many words, i usually just like to post jokes but lately my mind has been heavy hearted
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but im not trying to keep u awake forever praying, here is the prority list, in case you only have time for a certain amount of additional ppl in youre celebrity prayers:
1 beyonce
2 beyonce +jay z
3 beyonce + jay z+laurne hill
4 beyonce +jay z+ lauren hill + timbaland, i know he has a new song and it owns but im afraid kids wont like it
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also lauren hill, i know she hasnt been in the public eye for a while but sometimes silence can b the scariest sound
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lately i have been kept up all night worrying about beyonce and jay z. i now they are probably really happy and a good cpouple but i think if they got a divorce it would be harder on me than if my parents did
it would rly make me feel better if my friends here added beyonce and jay z to their celebrity prayers tonight. u probably already are, i dont mean to tell granny how 2 suck eggs, but just in case your not do me this little favor
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ghost dad 2
i kind of dont remember what this movie was about but what is bill cosby doing lately, he could get on there and spookily tell kids to pull there pants up and stop listening to rap music
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would i front in death? an interesting question....i think i will just mostly rot then but if a gravesman does me up with paint and bow ties then i spose i would then be fronting
sad to think about, i ope to have my brain uploaded to my phone by then, texting lol 2 my boys at the speed of thought
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https://soundcloud.c...hankbook-medley
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I made a medley of dumb parodies for my Hollywood Handbookers. No music, crappy audio, some mistakes and breaks along the way, but hey, it's good enough for you guys. You're welcome.
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Don't listen to it with earbuds..I don't want you to be mad at me.
thanks for saying my name in your song
please know tho i would not front, never in life
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that is a very cynical stance you're taking ironically
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in other news the av club did a feature of the best foods of the year. the olive garden won best italian restaurant, hershey chocolate won the best candy bar, and vanilla won the best ice cream flavor
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jingle all the weigh
in the time since jingle all the way jake lloyd becomes a superfan of sumo wrestling. arnold schwartzenegger (sp?) must gain 300 pounds to win his son's love. sinbad is the mailman again and tries to keep arnold from gaining weight. phil hartman is dead :c
in the thrilling climax sinbad mentions star wars and jake lloyd goes berserk and rips his di*k off
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dang such a good bonus a great bit like a doctor pronouncing placenta as "plakenta" was totally dropped
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please tell me about the dreams youve been having lately, whackier the better b/c i like to laugh
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i want to meet thomas the star of the improv4humans podcast, its on earwolf like this show
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I was near Aaliyah (Wanna Be a VJ in San Francisco). Method Man
dang
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idk this is such a nobrainer i think it already must b in production but uh HARRY POTTER 9 anyone??
he becomes a astronaut and does magic on the moons and mars and among the stars
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also i give zero shits about kanye's 'arrogance', rap is one of the toughest games to get in to and if you dont believe you're one of the greatest you wont have the drive to eat all the shit you will be given on the way to making it
i just wish kanye would be a producer instead of a rapper and make sincerely great music with people with the skills he is missing
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Episode 114 — Live from UCB-LA
in improv4humans with Matt Besser
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