Dan Telfer

I love that grenade-shredded genitals rain down like ticker tape at the Tracing's Day Parade and a burrito bowl can still turn nerds into elderly women clutching their pearls. PS: I have mild misophonia but I still barely hear it when people freak out about it on the forums. I think if you find it that offensive you are not used to eating in public restaurants and the world cannot possibly cater to your standards.

I think that was certainly the idea with the blob attacking the giants. She was still in there for at least a while.

We all know what we want AnimatedBeaver should do. Don't rush or badger him. Let his creative juices flow.

Praise Judas.

Yep! Wednesdays. Thanks for listening Hairy! So awesome to hear you're playing because of the podcast.

Ha! Well I didn't mean to give the impression I can afford these things or that people on the podcast were buying them. I think the only nerds who must get them are engineer defense contractors who live in the desert next to missile silos. I think expensive dice are hilarious. You're supposed to chuck them against things. They're not gonna hold up, or at the least the hard ones will dent the table.

Holy fucking shit!

If you're curious about Lyra's actual fate, you will definitely like the next episode.

Thanks! Yeah, I felt like it was worth a shot. I enjoyed the difficulty of dealing with all these asshole giants, but wanted to see how far I could push these assholes when being diplomatic. Oh well! Motherfuckers will pay. I don't want to give my new character away but it will definitely be a new race and class. Snaf00: not offended. I've been doing comedy for 18 years and don't have that thin a skin. But also I know when a conversation is headed in a direction that is weirdly bossy and nobody finds it interesting to be talked "at" like that. If you did that at a party the other person would walk away immediately.

No matter how much niceness it's couched in, wishing for a TPK is still creepily aggressive. It's like if someone came up to you after a stand-up comedy show and said "Hey, I'm a big fan of you, but could you set all your notebooks on fire?" Things take work to create and wishing it would all flush away isn't exactly a sociable way to express you don't care for its direction. Okay, off to go do what I'm actually good at (blowing in cartridges and drawing unicorns).

My new character is just a text-to-speech app that announces all of your guy's demands. I hope you like it.

Is it weird that I am already obsessed with AnimatedBeaver making an animated GIF for the next episode that hasn't even aired yet?

I justified not saying aloud "is this a called shot?" with the fact that it took me a whole turn to get into range, and the bear had just been stunned by Winter's attack. Also I just made a new character. Fuck team giants.

Nope! You rubbed it. Unless you lived in Japan or started playing with them years later when eBay was invented: http://www.skooldays...toys/ty1257.htm

Hilarious brains don't have memory parts.

WOW.

If we put them all on the website this forum would be nothing but people correcting us. It's much more tolerable at the current 90% people correcting us.

I can't believe it!

Hey Steve, since you are so famous can you get us a sponsorship from Artisan Dice? Thanks!

Oh, we all saw it!

Hey Steve what's up. Do you want Arby's today?

I'm going to regret this aren't I? I'll respond to the person who is talking how people talk in real life when there's manners and stuff. Oh brother, butter me up and then just that fast I owe you something. HERE WE GO. IT IS SO MUCH WORK. And it really is so thankless. I am grateful to have Blaine busting his ass, because it is so much world creation and you throw 90% of it away because people are impulsive and curious by nature. I'm sitting on a new campaign and I will probably never do it because I have a family and a job and three hobbies. It involves a bunch of atomies that accidentally rip time and space. Got that? So go ahead and steal it and see if it even matters! It WON'T. In the past I have played a lot of bulldozer tank types, with the occasional spellsword when a DM lets me do a hybrid class. I played a Mage once, but I prefer them in video games where they are less work. Also I'm here to keep Lyra going. I like Lyra. If I have another one in my head I'm not gonna spoil that shit. Why aren't I on TV? Why do bad things happen to good people? It's not my podcast. I love Paul.

Maybe he's not reading the Surgeon General's warning posted on the box of his podcatching service. "May include PSAs that have been commonplace for the last 25 years."

You did this the same day?!? See, now I'm going to pray for one of these every week. That was the only flaw in this masterpiece.