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  1. What a swell episode. Also, updated the gif...
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    Are foreign movies game?

    I just watched Hausu on Hulu Plus a few weeks back. That movie is The Business.
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    Man of Steel (2013)

    I'm not gay, but I can learn...
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    Are foreign movies game?

    Salo is like Irreversible - there are some movies I just don't want to put June through.
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    HAVIN' A SUMMAH 2013!

    Anybody pick a summah beer yet? Sierra Nevada Summerfest is a strong front runner for me.
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    GIFs... We got some...

    I know it's pronounced "Jiff", who cares. Relax and revel in the splendor.
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    Are foreign movies game?

    I say yay. Or Jaa, if you will...
  8. Cold sore Hot sore Lukewarm sore Cole Stratton Sore Vitiligo Vitilyougo Vitilwego Recreational adult diaper rash Gluten Free allergy wheat belly bean belly corn belly Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned belly Google Glass Google Ass Beef curtain recall Tyrannosaus Reczema
  9. More like... "The Crappening". AMIRITE?!? *clears throat*
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    Episode 64.5 — Minisode 64.5

    I think that was Gene Shalit's review of Howard the Duck...
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    Episode 64.5 — Minisode 64.5

    The thing about letting someone's poor choices in life alienate you from their work is it both limits your enjoyment and places disproportionate significance on an aspect of their personal life over their professional contribution to the world. That said, there's shit I categorically won't support, like as much as I love horror movies, I still won't watch Jeepers Creepers. The creepiest this about Jeffrey Jones is - could he, as an actor, have so convincingly played a principal obsessed with and pursuing a teenage boy in Ferris Bueller's Day Off had he not those inclinations as a man?
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    Episode 64.5 — Minisode 64.5

    Drink every time there's nekkid duck tits or scantily clad Lea Thompson on-screen. You could also drink every time there's a registered sex offender on-screen, but Jeffrey Jones is in a good portion of the movie, so you're gonna get fucked up.
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    Episode 64.5 — Minisode 64.5

    I just remembered I LITERALLY posted in the recommendation thread WHILE I was drunkenly* watching this shit on HBOGo last month. http://forum.earwolf...ck/page__st__20 Man, I dunno how i missed that show, I musta been doing something that night... *note the poor grammar and first name basis communication to Paul Scheer.
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    Episode 64.5 — Minisode 64.5

    Did they record this one at Largo? When did that go down? What the fuck was I doing that night...
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    Episode 64.5 — Minisode 64.5

    Please, feel free to use any imagery I post as you see fit. I make stupid shit online for the enjoyment of others as well as my own masturbatory pleasure. I think the way I worded that might make it seem like I masturbate to my own animated gifs. Just to clarify, I definitely jerk off to all images I post on these boards.
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    Episode 64.5 — Minisode 64.5

    NO. Man, I was looking through animated gifs people have made from this movie this morning before I made the HDTGM one and they're all Lea Thompson's ass in lingerie and being hot. I just drunkenly watched this move on HBOGo like a month ago and I totally forgot how hot she was in the 80s. Like the Back to the Future, Some Kind of Wonderful era. You can't really appreciate how hot she was in the context of this movie cause the whole bestiality, duck fucking thing is too creepily distracting.
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    Episode 64.5 — Minisode 64.5

    Or, if you're lookin' for a desktop background in anticipation of next week: http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/3381/h0bw.jpg
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    Episode 64.5 — Minisode 64.5

    The next installment in the ongoing series of the crew in bed with their subject...
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    Episode 64 — After Earth

    PFT demands a background that vibes with his distinct, timeless style, so I bucked the convention and dropped in a nice pinstripe fabric. Couldn't decide between blue and maroon, so here's both... This reminds me, I desperately need to carve out some time to do those CoMEMEdy Bang Bang macros I've been thinking of...
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    Submit clips here!

    Sitting at my desk eating my lunch of a microwave burrito and a salad. I keep watching this over and over. It fucking slays me. Keep up the great work, Jake. Love ya, buddy.
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    Episode 131 — Long Haired Man-Thing

    Dan Engler stoled my imaginations.
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    MEMEZOUKAS

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