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This Joe Wengert character is delightful. When he first started talking about hanging out with all of his buddies, I thought oh no, Joe Wengert is too good to make this character a "macho" guy who's really gay, right? Yes, he is. This macho guy is a duck.

MBOP, I love your script. I love the "mom" detail, I love everything happening with Tim and the line about his baby, I love the $20,000 dilemma, I love the battle of the catchphrases, I love the part where Sean and Hayes are making faces at each other and Hayes rolls down the aisles, and I love how bitchy Agata is (it feels real and like she's right here with me). Very, very funny. I hope you'll write another one.

Do you think Sean and Hayes ever talk about us? I hope so.

"Fuck you, Greggy." - Matt Besser Doesn't that look just beautiful in writing? On Totally Married a listener suggested Andy get a tattoo of the sound wave of his daughter's giggle and it seems like that might be a good choice for you too with this gem.

Wait, wait, wait.. when did Besser yell at you? Link it, babay!

MBOP I haven't commented on your script yet because you posted it on a skeezy website, so I didn't read it because I'm mad at you for giving my computer a virus. Post it somewhere normal that doesn't try to trick me with fake download buttons. I'll forgive you one day. But not today. EDIT: And I'm sure I'll think it's really funny if you tried even a little bit because, like that ranting weirdo said, you're one of the funniest dudes on here. Asteck: Is this a cry for help? Circle yes or no

Anyone watching The Bachelorette? That pout Andi does anytime someone says something nice to her or when she kicks someone off is ridiculous. And I hate how she keeps saying "Now this is a man!" when a guy does something aggressively sexual. Big Brother? I can't believe Ariana Grande's brother is on the show because she is like very, very famous and that makes him like very, very important. And he's a YouTube celeb, which is my favorite kind of celeb. So You Think You Can Dance is also on. And I like it. Will you be my friend?

Holy shit, really Freja? Then post his pic so we can tear him down with hurtful words about his looks!

I like your dad, Treese, but I feel like he might also look like a serial killer. It's never the person you suspect. Can you please explain his shirt to me? Tie-dye skeleton basketball? Gee whiz, I'm confused.

Sean Clements: Where that kitty at?

We heard you the first time, Treese. You're gettin' to be braggier than Chanson.

So funny, Greggy! And you had Hayes say "Ain't I a stinker?" which I almost had Sean say in episode one. You totally "get" the show. I agree with Tim Treese that hearing these lines recited by each forum member would be "fantabulous."

ShowShowBro, your dad looks like a serial killer (in a good way).

Dad pics can never come too soon.

I'd like to see the cats I haven't seen from looking at your girlfriend's facebook page (I didn't really do that, that would be an invasion of your privacy, cat daddy)

Dear everyone who didn't 'like' the photo of my adorable kitty, Do you wanna fucking die, shithead? <3 Valerie

My kitty turned 3 in April. He's mature manure for his age.

I literally started clapping after reading this. Nice one, Treese. Edit: To clarify, Freja's new boyfriend's last name is Burger. That's what makes this so funny. Thank-you for your time.

Sean and Hayes liked us for a minute and I messed it all up. I'm sorry, guys.

Hayes, hi, Valerie here. You don't like your cat now that he's old as shit? I wish you the best, but I will no longer be following your life via this podcast.

You are a gifted performer, Treese. Your kissy face made me laugh, while your thoughtful face-touching made me cry. Keep shining.

Oh man, I just clicked on a link about celebrities who have had hard lives and it was wonderful. Off topic, did you know Kelsey Grammar had a sister who was brutally raped and murdered? BTW, anyone else hear Charlize Theron's mom shot and killed her dad?

Jimmy Pardo, Blaine Capatch, and Tom Lennon all have sons named Oliver. And Jesse Thorn's son is named Oscar, which is close enough. I know so little about it that I don't even know what you mean. Basically I bought Final Draft and it does all the work for me. If you ever want to talk to me anyway, you can email me: valerie.ann.bryant@gmail.com Let's keep it clean though, my wife might see it.

I once saw a lady shaving in the sauna at the gym. And, as weird as it is to just set your vagina on a bench, it's also weird to see someone confidently bend over to put on their underwear while standing up. That view is not ideal. It's nice, but it's not ideal.

Freja, how are you so funny? Have you had a hard life? Please tell me you've had a hard life.