xoValeriexo

I told myself I wouldn't be upset if my question wasn't chosen this week. Turns out I'm only human.

New best friend! New best friend! Come on in, the water's fine.

Joe Wengert, how much money have you anonymously donated to charity? If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? You were chosen as one of the comedians to get a comedy central special this year. Will you hold your beautiful body against me?

I was just saying the same thing! Imagine how the improviser feels when Besser reacts like that to something they've said. It has to be the best feeling. Another thing I love is watching the first I4H VPN because you can see how much Besser loves Gemberling. He looks at him with such admiration. While we're discussing off-mic laughter, I have to mention Hayes from Hollywood Handbook. He's one of the best laughers in the game these days.

Hi Andy!!!!

It's so cute how Mantzoukas called our very own baby Brillo "B-R-R-2". And can we just give it up to Sean and Hayes for being sweeties and geting the guest to create a special moment for the person who they know it will mean the most to. They know Bruce RR Martin loves Jason and they decided to make his day. Those boys have class out the ass.

Junkie, you don't have to trick me into taking a roofie. If you want to rape me, all you have to do is ask.

You guys are so funny on the forums this week and I'm all outta likes. This is my worst nightmare.

I feel like Agata calling you by your real name was a threat. How would she know your real name unless she's trying to fuck your shit up? She may as well have called you "Burdroolz" because this lady is feeling some serious hatred for you, my friend. If she's trying to fuck your shit up, she may be trying to fuck up all of our shit. If she calls me by the nickname my Dad gave me, Pie, then we'll know if I'm in jeopardy. Or double jeopardy. Or daily double pew pew pew. I've never told a soul that nickname (Pie) and keeping this nickname (Pie) a secret has been both my greatest joy and my greatest pain. Joy like the feeling you get when you eat a piece of pie (hey, that's my dad's nickname for me!) or like the pain of finishing that same and/or a different piece of pie (hey, my papa calls me that!). Agata, how do you pronounce your name? I love it no matter what, but if you say it's pronounced "skrimps" shit is gonna get a little awkward in here.

I wonder if we have any other weird stuff in common. I mean, if all three of us don't eat meat then this could be an Identity scenario. You've seen that movie, right? It's good. Maybe listing some random facts about ourselves would help us figure out if we're all essentially the same person. But I'm suddenly feeling guarded, so I guess we'll never know.

showshowbro, is your profile picture a drawing of Hayes holding a cat by the scruff and, maybe, just maybe the cat has Sean's face (pre-lasik)? btw, I searched "scruff" and found out it's some fancy type of gay guy. Makes sense.

My sideview mirror flew off while Sean was summarizing Girl With a Pearl Earring. Can someone please explain to me why that happened? Did anyone else experience this?? I donated money on XMas and received nothing in return. Sometimes I feel like God is testing me. Are you there God? It's me, Valerie (and I'm pissed).

I'm having a very good day today. I don't want to say why, but someone associated with the podcast knows why. He (or she) has been a good boy (or girl) and done something nice while having a penis (or vagina). Hint 1: Twitter Hint 2: Hayes (or Hayesette) Hint 3: My Twitter Hint 4: The Following (w/Kevin Bacon)

Did anyone else notice the Hollywood Handbook reference in the final episode of True Detective? That lady that Marty and Rust talked to in the nursing home had some serious taffy chewing skills.

Ooh, I love smelly rain.

That commercial drives me nuts! I hate it so, so much. I can't figure out how it's supposed to be funny, but I just keep trying to make sense of it. The reaction from the dog painting makes it even harder to decipher. I guess that's rando humor for you. It just exists to confuse us intellectuals.

Yeah, it's not working for me on iTunes either. First my favorite zumba instructor gets cancer and now this.

I'm glad you posted about it. It's interesting and very cool for you! You can post about it as often as you want. Don't let these dickheads make you feel bad. These guys are just assholes for the sake of it. They're pieces of shit, don't listen to them.

Yikes, showshowbro! This is a family forum and I don't need my kids seeing your filth, okay? And, unless you're planning on breastfeeding, please put your tits away. *under my breath* Some people. Sheesh.

How did you work for them? Can I get more information? It's like a theater? I tried to understand that Facebook page, but mama dumb.

I feel like you're hoping we'll all take big risks, but I'm a creature of habit. I would probably just stay home. So thanks for the jet, but I'm cool. I don't have a pilot's license anyway.

Burdie, I'll be honest with you, that sounds cool but also too scary. Yes, this was a convenient opportunity to say "too scary", but I also really mean it. It freaks me out to think about my body doing things involuntarily. And don't even get me started on smooth muscle. I'm also afraid of being hypnotized. I've seen some people be genuinely hypnotized at the fair - and like a reality show, you can tell which ones are fake and which are real - and they look like dummies. Quick, someone analyze me.

Devon Sawa, you played the real boy version of Casper in that movie with Christina Ricci. So how many orders of fries do you estimate you've eaten in your life?

I SAID that guy in Nebraska sure looks a lot like Hayes if Hayes were on the heavier side weight wise. Mysterious new poster, DrBlueJeanns, can you weigh-in (lol) on this cheese (instead of please, lol)?

I had never heard of that wrist-pressed-against-the-doorway-arm-floating-up thing until this Saturday. This Saturday, the day before the Oscars, the day they recorded this podcast!!!!!!! Guys!!!!! And then when I heard Sean mention it on the podcast, I looked at the truck in front of me and it said "Clement" on it, which is close enough!!!!! Guys!!!!!