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https://soundcloud.com/xovaleriexo/5-hh-xmas-song Today's song! I hope you can understand the words even though I'm shouting them! Shouting!!!

https://soundcloud.com/xovaleriexo/4-hh-xmas-song If you like listening to people try to sing louder than a karaoke track, you'll love today's song. This episode was amazing. Everyone did a great job and, oh boy, Sean and Hayes were incredibly mean to Chanson. They were mean to a lot of you, but Chanson really got it. I wish I'd called in because I'm thinking they would've been nice to me. Anyone thinking Hayes was dreaming I'd call in? Literally dreaming about it, because he likes me so much? Yeah, I think so too.

I'll have to post today's song later because SoundCloud is giving me grief. But I may have uploaded the Lady Marmalade one again on accident, so that's good news. I have to go work with children now. PS - "Listeners, Our Close Friends." Awwwwwww.

Holy shit, she's so cute! Maude is the perfect name for her because she is a precious grandma (and she seems to be suicidal). I don't know a lot about cat diseases, but my dog had pancreatitis once and he's doing fine now. Hopefully she'll come around and remember food is delicious. Are they sure the problem is pancreatitis and hyperthyroidism and not bad teeth or hemobartonella? I only ask because a lot of my cats have had issues with those things, and they all stopped eating as a result. But maybe that's just a cat go-to. My cousin had cat trouble this weekend too when the neighbor's dogs attacked her cat and broke it's leg. The owner is refusing to help because she's made of trash.

What happened to your kitty, Anastasia? If posting a picture of the ki-ki, pre-ki-ki helps, please do so.

https://soundcloud.com/xovaleriexo/3-hh-xmas-song Song #3!!! I apologize if you can hear my loud computer in the background. I can't hear it, because my computer's too loud.

Here is my second song for the holiday season (again, nothing to do with the holidays): https://soundcloud.com/xovaleriexo/2-hh-xmas-song Now might be a good time to say that these songs are all made in fun and I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings. I really love you guys and it's important to me that you know that. I need you to know that before I post tomorrow's song, because I think it might inadvertently hurt Joe McGurl's feelings and I would never want that to happen. Thanks, guys!

It's xmas time and you know what that means... SONGS!!!! I'm Weird Al-ing it this year, so I'll release a song a day until these xmas blues go away. https://soundcloud.com/xovaleriexo/1-hh-xmas-2014 Oh yeah, and none of the songs are about Christmas or the holidays or anything relevant to what I just wrote.

moviecat_tv I'm so proud of you for settling down with such a cool girl. I wish I could read all of it, but I understand that it's personal and all of that bs. My bf saw the post and said, "Oh great, now my present for you looks like a piece of shit." And he's right. Congratulations, she's a keeper. Oh yeah, and guys, we should probably add a question for the forumers about where they work or something, because imagine if we didn't know BRRII works with peautiful patatas. It just wouldn't be right. EDIT: I'm glad Sean was molested.

We need to create a questionnaire for new forumers to fill out. An example would be: Name: Age: Relationship status: Facebook Link: Sean or Hayes? Do you have a cat? Can I see your D (dad)?

I just remembered that Anastasia said it was her birthday a few days ago. Happy Birthday, Anastasia! I really like you! I also have been meaning to give a big pat on the back to BRRII for some time now, because he donated a shitload of money on behalf of some poor forumers. That's a pretty cool thing to do. He is a good person and deserves some praise. With that said, ladies, watch out... this guy does not know how to manage his money.

Have you guys seen Fun Size? Ol' Middleditch is in that and, honestly, it's a really good movie and he's a stand-out character in it. If I'd asked a PG question, that's what it would've been about. I think Sean and Hayes would've really liked my question. I'm glad I know I'm not the one who disappointed them this week with a lazy PG question. Let that be a lesson to you, buds: You can't get hurt if you never let yourself be vulnerable. I will never ask another PG question or participate in the call-in episodes. Ignorance is bliss.

I have to go to work, guys. Do you want to call-in and pretend you're parents with kids who need tutoring? It won't be recorded, but I WILL be mean to you.

Instead of calling in I cleaned the litter box and looked on Facebook. All in all a pretty good morning.

Is MBOP calling? We need him.

Yeah, I'm not calling.

What was it like, Chanson? Was it scary? What did they say to you?!

I was playing Captain Toad, listening to the 3-hour Todd Glass Show. In other words, rockin' out with my [redacted] out.

It's so early, you guys.

http://genuinehorror.tumblr.com/post/104943972409/my-favorite-christmas-comedy-songs I posted this yesterday on tumblr, so I guess maybe I'm the person to come to about Christmas music.

I'm not gonna call in. I'm too scared. And things DID NOT GO WELL last time. Thanks for the xmas gift, but I'm regifting it to the other handbookworms (thanks to bozos for the term).

Dog Bites Man!!!! Dog Bites Man is one of the funniest shows ever made. It's a part sketch, part improv, part hidden camera show about a shitty news crew. Matt Walsh, Zach Galifianakis, AD Miles, and Andrea Savage. Annnddd the whole series is only $10 on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007CU8P8K/ref=pd_luc_rh_sim_02_04_t_lh?ie=UTF8&psc=1 Buy it now! Buy it now!

Oh, hey guys, have Megan Amram on. Don't fight me on this.

I feel like I "get" Pauly. Umm...sex scenes, let's see.... Sleepaway Camp II. Tons of great sex scenes featuring a girl with dream boobs. Fear's rollercoaster fingering. Don't know that I liked it, but it certainly broadened my horizons. Any and all softcore porn at my grandma's trailer.

I think there are a lot of comments about crushin' on female guests because mostly straight guys post here. I don't know how many 'likes' I'd get if I decided to start talking about all my earwolf crushes, but I'll do it anyway. Wengert. Gemberling. Chad Carter. Jon Glaser. Wittels. Conroy. PFT. Mantzoukas. Dunnigan. And like 100+ others. And, you know what, I'm not afraid to say that I find them all to be cuties with booties. With that said, obviously get rid of all "JUGGS" posts (unless they're coming from me, because ya know mama likes those juggs).