Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

Hayzie Bone: Why is Sean the greatest influence on your career?

 

Clem Dawg: Who do you feel prouder about mentoring: Hayes or Engineer Cody Boy?

 

Both: Is Scott Anchorman is a mean boss?

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

I am a veg man myself and I support other vegetarians on the forums. It's just better for the environment, y'all. Plus the number of food-borne illnesses you have to worry about goes down dramatically when you're a veg. Vegan is maybe a step too far, but if you can make it work then go for it

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

 

Oh fun! I don't want to start any east coast-west coast battles in here, but the West Coast is the better of the two coasts.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne0RrK5qJ-k

 

Bonus lolz for PFT as "Champion" The Drinker

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

I hope your poutine story is true, Anastasia Vigo. I went to an all-night poutine place in Montreal once but we chickened out and just got fries. Poutine is not for the faint of heart

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

still my favorite HH episode, non stop loffs all the ways through...

 

-"We're The Millers"

-tarantula bite dude's dick

-cochran unable to comprehend why a skellington is so frightening and hayes responding "Have you ever seen that before?" in the greatest tone of voice I have ever heard

-the spooky sounds s&h make in the background when cochran is talking about his mom

-"is her head is a skull?"

-"When you're writing TV with your mom, in a rocking chair together.."

 

I could keep typing--but long story short, I never get tired of relistening to this episode and Im jealous JacobC bought the pro version that week

 

 

sorry to go off topic, but I get irrationally excited whenever someone brings up that episode.

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"Skellington is like bones, but it's a bone man that will jump around and....make....clattering dances"

[Episode 1512 - Gary Gulman]

Great guest who fit perfectly into the rhythm of the show. Lots of fun in this one

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

I've been trying my best to boost HH's rankings, so i unsubscribed from and left 1 star reviews on every other earwolf p'cast. Did I do good?

 

yes, points

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

My gf and I were bussin up in a good way at the

one. Then she said Hayes has a good face for comedy

 

I think that's a compliment?

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

Then you are fated to learn, as did Red Skelton and Lisa Lampanelli before you, that it is lonely at the top.

You're of course speaking of Lisa Lampanelli's terrible reign as the 'Queen of Meen'

 

Those were the bad old days, before Chelsea Handler drew the sword from the stone

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

This forum is HOT

 

Hotter than Andy Kneis's boudoir voice on the telephone

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

 

Thank you, and can we please have a conversation about IHOP's "Scary Face Pancakes"? Pancakes they advertise are so spooky and haunted, they disappear?

 

First of all, I'm a dad, and I have children in the room and they're on my knee and we're watching Hulu on the TV thanks to amazon box, and this commercial comes on. They're bouncing on my knee and going crazy like kids do and it's halfway through the commercial before I realize that they're not bouncing for fun: they're shaking. In fear! Genuine fear! And I'm shaking right along with them! No warning, not even a red band which is somehow legal these days.

 

And you expect me to believe these things are for kids? And they do it every year?

 

Can someone PLEASE use their hollywood connections to get these horror film advos pulled?

 

I second this but I'm out of likes

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

Sorry, back off-topic. You guys need to be listening to greggy's podcast (I linked it like a pro). I loffed at least three to four times. It's quite charming

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

Off-topic, is anyone else at work right now?

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

Btw, I reached out to Andy Kneis via text after following him on twitter earlier this morning. He was extremely gracious

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

Is the top-left a more HD version of Sean's face (SD version seen bottom-right) or is that The Code Man?

 

There's a roguish gleam in the eyes that make me think Sean all the way

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

Btw, GREAT EP

[Episode 55 — Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend]

Just made an amazon order using the HH link. Now does Andy Kneis get 33% of that sweet internet commerce doseph or do you have to cut the Codeman in as well? Maybe his cut should be proportionate to his contribution to the show on a week to week basis

[Episode 18 — Songs of Innocence Physical Release Special]

One of the pleasantest of surprises!!!!

 

I hope they get to the band member names this ep. The members of the rock band U2, that is

[Episode 54 — Clark Duke, Our Close Friend]

Btw, guyz, thanks for cashing the big check i sent for the down payment on the pro version. I had kind of a tough weekend, gave myself a weird haircut yesterday, generally wasn't feeling like a star. Then I'm biking to work today, and what pops up on my phone?

 

PRO VERSION

 

Really made my day. Downloaded it again at work and listened to the end a few more times. I still feel weird about my haircut.

 

PS I hope you beat out the Wolf Den

[Episode 54 — Clark Duke, Our Close Friend]

http://notepad.cc/share/7m8591UOk2

 

HH story as per VB's request, and greggy's example. Crinkle crinkle

 

Big props for really bringing the Engine Ear Codie character to life

[Episode 1510 - Billy Eichner]

Great episode. I like when Billy decided Jimmy might be a closeted lesbian

[Episode 53 — Two Birthday Boys, Our Close Friends]

I dont know what I like more--hearing Sean yell or hearing Hayes laugh

 

Or hearing Hayes try to calm Sean down. I don't know exactly what happened with Sean's phone call, but it seems that Cards Against Humanity may be in for a nasty surprise

[Episode 53 — Two Birthday Boys, Our Close Friends]

Engineer Cody is being a real jerk about Sean Hayes water, did we learn nothing from Watergate?

 

(Cards Against Humanity is back aw yisss)

 

The turn that ad read took when Sean found out what was really going on was stunning (and scary). I haven't heard him go OFF like that in quite some time

[Episode 1509 - Pete Holmes]

Great ep

[Episode 52 — Lauren Greenberg, Our Close Friend]

So brave of Sean to really open up about his mentoring of Commissioner Goodell (more like Bad L). How lucky that football man is to learn at the feet of a Sean, who can teach him manners and make him good at job and being proper gentelman