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Really proud of you guys for not jumping on 'cumin' or 'rack' in Ashley's post. Unbelievable showing of restraint from you pigs. I am in the midst of my first RSS listen (I'm on Episode 16 currently) and I love it. I wish I had been listening as it originally aired. It really is interesting to see their HH personas slowly develop and it's great to hear Hayes' wonderful, wonderful laugh.

Also, what's the difference between Jeff Dunham and Chef, Jon Hamm? One is a guy who puts his arms up puppets and makes millions of dollars, and the other is the star of 2014's Million Dollar Arm, along with another movie that came out that very same year.

Drake the type of (fellow) who is so dumb this one time he went to see an R-rated movie -- but it was one of those Rs for, like, adult situations or sex, maybe... it wasn't particularly violent; 'sides, most of those so-called horror movies these days are rated PG-13, right? Anyway I think it was actually Drinking Buddies, which is weird because I remember that mostly being a VOD thing -- and it said Under 17 not admitted, so he went home to find 16 friends to go back to the theater to see the movie with him.

chickn, my like is an agreement like, not a disagreement like, I just want to make it clear. Like if you understand or require further clarification.

How canonical can it be if dumbass Nathan Rabin doesn't even know Sean's not THERE? Manic Pixie Dipshit. *high fives all his cool friends* Let's go get pizza, boys. I'm outta here.

You guys can hear more about this on me and Steve's new podcast, PodCast, which is all about PodMass. Our guests are Rebecca Bulnes (if she returns my emails) who wrote the blurb about the episode and also AV Club commenter, FuckBoi69 who posted "CancerAIDS" in the comments section and also disagrees with the A- for last night's Good Wife.

I've heard Alejandro Gonzalez Inosferatu's name potentially attached, as well.

I'm having second thoughts about bringing my "serial killer's mask made of human skin" mask I picked up to this party I'm being strong-armed into going to because, rereading the invite, it sounds like it's more of a family-oriented party, with lots of kids and all. I thought frantically for something else to throw together but I've come up empty as hell, with what I have on hand. So... I guess I'll just head there now, with my disgusting, unsettling mask in hand. Wish me luck

Guy Who is Being Forced to Go to a Halloween Party by His Girlfriend And Is Putting the Least Amount of Effort Into a Costume as Possible. I'm really hoping I don't see any dumbass in blackface tomorrow but I feel it's probably inevitable. So look for me in the background of a picture on Gawker, looking horrified.

This is a costume someone wore to work today. He currently, inexplicably, has 1% of the vote in the costume contest. What IS this? What the fuck is even going on here?

Holy shit, this Care Bear has those "Mi Vida Loca" three dots tattooed on her fucking NOSE. I assume this is one of the bears that actually DID drugs and served some time? In the original post, the author misidentified this Care Bear as a male, when in fact it is Love-a-Lot Bear, who is very much a girl bear. We regret the error.

Guys I have a LiveJournal poetry review blog and I'm writing up Ashley's Rorschach poem, do I go with I am Pagli-UCCCH-i as my headline or Less with Moore?

Three sickass buds on vacay, straight chillin' and takin' in the sights

Brother, not only do I remember them masks, I've got one! Can't wait to put this bad boy on! Already got the Silver Shamrock show programmed on my DVR for Saturday and everything. Gonna be SO GOOD.

give it up for sam bowie; big man can pass that rock

reppin' that purple and gold and making it look DAMN good

Those are some pretty solid top picks for you, Jakman. You gonna tackle any of those bad boys?

We may not agree on Suicide House (diminishing returns), ThunderCock69, but on Final Girls, we have reached across the aisle and found some common ground. I watched it yesterday and I agree -- Funny, clever, had some poignant moments. The PIGS on this forum -- and you know who you are. We ALL know who you are -- will enjoy the (off-screen) boobs and (tease of) sex and the powerful... wonderful WOMEN on the forum will enjoy the (powerful.... wonderful) mother-daughter moments and strong female characters. That's not to say there won't be some crossover from Group A to Group B and vice versa but in order to better pander to the amazing women that provide so much hilarity and interest on this forum, I had to fuckin', uh,... you know, I, uh... had to separate it that way.

Sell us on why we should nominate you, Steve. Sell us on why YOU should maybe win a cornhole set or a license plate frame.

Loco_por_los_Cornballs, if you're out there -- and I know you are -- this is a safe place here, and you can talk about how much you dislike Suicide House here, much like Norm, without fear of reprisal from the terrible, terrible Comedy Bang Bang swimfans. There will be no defensiveness from any Stans Aukerman here. Except for SteveH, maybe.

I'm getting decimated by a possible (probable?) Hayes Davenport impostor who has seemingly abandoned his team WEEKS ago. I have reached a new low. Unless it's actually Hayes, in which case, it is a career highlight.

All of these suggestions work for the SteveH Baby, too.

Congratulations, Steve, to you and your wife! I hope once that baby's here, it's not a total uggo #babyshaming

#babyshaming Let's get it trending people!!!

This is intense