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It'd be different if it was refunded to our very full bank accounts but I feel like if the money is already just sitting at the Draft King's, then we may as well just re-apply it to the league.

The plating of those nachos is just wonderful, CORPSEFUCKER.

Tomorrow is me and my wonderful girlfriend's anniversary, so I will be drafting on the sly via my mobile device, like some kind of modern day Jack Tripper "two dates on one night at the Regal Beagle" scheme. I wish you all the best.

Goddammit

I was extremely confused, as I thought this was just one pair of legs -- which brought up numerous other questions -- but it appears to be two besties who got matching tattoos? Gosh, that's really something.

Congratulations! I like the name Roan. Roan Wright, though, sounds like something Scooby Doo would say, so maybe that's not a good one. Yeah, probably

Really hoping that Star Trek cat shows up so I can unleash my really fuckin' choice "it's labor day not LABORED day" bon mot.

Jesse, Bret Michaels once sang that every rose had its thorn. With that in mind, which of these famous -- and infamous -- Roses would you eff (fuck), marry and/or kill: Rose Nylund, the iconic Betty White Golden Girls character Rose McGowan, of Scream and Charmed fame Pete Rose, disgraced Cincinnati Red All my best, Frank

ohhhhh man fuuuuuuckin' choice CBB reference holy shit

I could be ANYONE on that list! Anonymity maintained.

Fuckin' guy doesn't even know what friendship is, you think he's gonna know about gentrification?

Thanks, Steve. It's this kind of decisive action and willingness to admit when you're 100% wrong that makes you a really top notch commish. Much love.

Let's see here, I have emails from Carole, Coretta Scott and Billy Jean... King but I do not have anything from a Draft Kings. When was it sent? Is this your way of fuckin' turfing me from the league, Steve? After I #StoodWithSteve and believed in your commissionership when no one else here would? This is outrageous.

Hi Rayman, I'm a big fan of your video game series but I have a question how do you have feet and hands but no limbs? Also what are you supposed to be? An animal? Some kind of bug thing? That is an example of how I would submit a popcorn gallery question, when prompted, if you somehow became a guest on the show but history has shown that no forum poster has ever crossed over from our world to their world as a guest, so it's just a purely hypothetical but if you want to answer anyway, I welcome it. Thanks.

Thanks! Can't wait to get fuckin' buff as hell with noted brawnyman Cochran.

I'm gonna find you, John Cochran. So help me God, I'm gonna find you.

^^ Ehhh! Wrong

I am a faceless cog in a soulless corporate machine and I am also a very accommodating person, so I have full availability for a draft whenever, wherever (Shakira)

That's a pretty solid Interests bit, Steve.

I enjoyed all the episodes that came before it immensely but I feel like the first Shelby Fero episode (#15), is where their personas seemed to gain a little bit of depth beyond the extremely enjoyable pompous Hollywood thing. And then the next episode with Grace Helbig (#16) showing them how to use a computer and the internet, I think for me, that's where the show started to really shift into a different gear (car talk). I can't imagine just jumping around at some arbitrary starting point with this show, though. It's filling me with anxiety just thinking about it.

I'm glad I found Hollywood Handbook when I did; despite the buzz (and their appearance in the ads on CBB) that got me listening in the first place a few months ago, I don't think I would have given the show a shot if I couldn't start at the beginning for free. I mean, of course I'd pay $4.99 a month for the show and the archive now, but when you're just trying to sample something to see if you like it, the free people who don't just wanna jump into something in the middle, are getting kinda fucked. But if this Howl app eliminates the "uh you can't complain about free entertainment" talking point that dipshit CBB fans like to use whenever someone criticizes an episode, then that's definitely one in the win column.

I know there's been a lot of uproar from the vocal minority about the job SteveH has done -- specifically from these so-called Yahooligans and the ESPNe'er-do-wells -- but I'm here to give a very public show of support to our Commish, which is sort of this friendly nickname I've given him. I stand with Steve. Won't you join me? Use the hashtag #StandWithSteve and let your opinion be heard.

I would title it Michael Cock Duncan but just "MCD" for the radio edit. Not unlike Gillette and 20 Fingers hit, Short [short] Man, which very well may have been about Taz, who is himself not only a short [short] man but, from the look of what he's not packing in the photo earlier in this thread, also perhaps a short dick Man.

Housekeeping item: In honor of Valerie's amazing story, I have renamed my team (FKA Seel Good Story) the Pork Swords.

Rick, I know that you've left doing movies behind as a result of the very sad death of your wife several years ago... but what about a potential return to the dating world? Still on the table? Big fan, Frank