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Never have I related more to a character on television than I did when Abi was complaining to Tasha about Woo's story about his mom. Tasha's reaction -- halfhearted agreeing, not saying anything of substance -- of Abi's crazy bullshit just reminded me of so many conversations with the idiot fucking morons I work with and listening to their stupid (wrong) opinions on things. I think if I were to be on Survivor, that would definitely be my strength. My big weakness would probably be my lack of strength. Super happy for Angkor for having the week off from Tribal and NOT just because Savage lives another week (and forever in my dreams). This a good season, man. Good season. WHO IS THAT MEDEVAC FOR!? I tried watching in slow motion and couldn't make out who it was, like I was watching the Zapruder film. I said that to my girlfriend and she didn't know what the Zapruder film was. Holy shit, how is that even possible? Anyway, was it Deitz? Keith? (sorry Joe)

Jesus, that is one long Jeopardy answer.

n-no... not savage please no

Ayn RAM

Trying to upload my ASMR vid now but sneak preview: I'm (slowly) unboxing the new Guitar Hero while chewing on gum and whispering the entire track list.

He has a great chunk on cyber-bullies on the University of Phoenix campus.

Oh are we doing dog puns again??? dog directors? Oooh Alejandro Gonzales Shiba Inurritu

Pretty good, Steve

Eh fuck 'im https://li.st/l/31383436-3630-0000-0000-000000000000

Beej asked me not to link directly, to encourage people to sign up for their own account. Sorry Norm.

I am monitoring you but don't worry, bud - I'm letting your bosses know that you're doing well, despite surrounding yourself with so much drama.

Are any of you people doing TheList app (or whatever its official name is) yet? That new social media thing where you post, uh... lists. I think the idea has potential. ANYWAY, the boys are both on there; Sean has a few lists on his. Check it out. Thanks.

Well, since everyone's announcing and formulating their podcasts, Jeffrey's post above provides the perfect segue to announce my new Catfish-centric podcast, Nev Or Not Funny where every week myself and one of my famous comedian friends watch and review MTV's Catfish. This week, Mike Birbiglia is on the couch and we discuss Season 4, Episode 16, Ayissha and Sydney.

Shit, you might be right Chefszki, they both have that famous Turbo family overbite; also look at the way the prick won't even make eye contact with her.

That bit bus looks like one of those Chevron cars. Which led me to the Chevron Cars wikipedia page. I had no idea they had names! Here are some interesting tidbits on some of your favorite Chevron Cars: Sam Sedan is a white sedan who always wants to stay shiny and clean and is watching the birds above Tony Turbo is a red turbo car who zooms through the streets and sees everything Tina Turbo is a yellow turbo car who always likes to look and feel good. She also wants Tony Turbo to notice her but has never succeeded. Uh, but he sees everything. what the fuck Tony

""'That orgasm was run of the mill' Tom complained" was something that I came up with while checking myself into the hospital" Tom admitted.

That Cathy one is wonderful, for sure. "Come on, let me 'elp you drive this car back to the funeral parlor, yeah?" Tom coerced

Jeez, Steve, wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt to meet Mickey Mouse? How tacky.

uh I dunno about hot but if anyone here fancies themselves a starfucker, here's me with my good friend Michael Jordan (The Wire, Fantastic Four, the upcoming Creed)

Will they, won't they? Classic Sam and Diane over here.

I guess that's only, what, like two weeks after the game comes out? That's not too long to wait for a potential good discount. With that said, my shit is bought and paid for and I will be disconnecting from my entire life when it's released so fuckin' enjoy me while you got me.

I'd choose CBB (because yuck on those other two) and then with my luck I'd be saddled with, like, that fuckin' dork from fun. or whatever as the guest. Oh cool it's the guy from fun. And it's a solo bolo, awesome, let me buckle in.

I'm going to use the money I'm getting back from the king to buy myself some ibuprofen after the curbstomping my beloved Pork Swords received from the elizamuffins fucking juggernaut.

Hayes nooooooooo

Was hoping we'd be leaving the nip talk in the previous thread.