Chris_Markley

We Try. Damnit We Try Hard. But Sometimes When You Try Too Hard You End Up With Egg On Your Face. And If That Egg Ain't Cooked, Then You Just Packed Your Ticket To Salmanila City!

You're welcome.

I am amazed at the lack of science education among crazy conspiracy groups.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaFRZuBw9JM

Didgeridoos. Making Australia Day Fun Again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr0Y4CX_BOI

Huge fan, except I think you should look into finding a better hockey team other than the Blues. Just saying. PS I think you guys would 'dig' this song.

Do you want to see P Diddy? Drink CiROC!

I'm pretty sure the opening sequence is filmed in poop water. It's ok though, it adds flavor.

He Shoots He Scorseses!

Free Late Night Power Alley High Fives at Taco Bell!

I Smell A Rat. And Before That Caged Bird Sings, He'll Be Sleepin With The FIshes.

Milk Milk, Lemonade, Around The Corner How Did This Get Made? Round Another Corner to Find The Fudge.

Whatever Happened To AskJeeves.com?