Chris_Markley

We Try. Damnit We Try Hard. But Sometimes When You Try Too Hard You End Up With Egg On Your Face. And If That Egg Ain't Cooked, Then You Just Packed Your Ticket To Salmanila City!

You're welcome.

I am amazed at the lack of science education among crazy conspiracy groups.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaFRZuBw9JM

Didgeridoos. Making Australia Day Fun Again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr0Y4CX_BOI

Huge fan, except I think you should look into finding a better hockey team other than the Blues. Just saying. PS I think you guys would 'dig' this song.

Do you want to see P Diddy? Drink CiROC!

I'm pretty sure the opening sequence is filmed in poop water. It's ok though, it adds flavor.

He Shoots He Scorseses!

Free Late Night Power Alley High Fives at Taco Bell!

I Smell A Rat. And Before That Caged Bird Sings, He'll Be Sleepin With The FIshes.

Milk Milk, Lemonade, Around The Corner How Did This Get Made? Round Another Corner to Find The Fudge.

Whatever Happened To AskJeeves.com?

I'm bitter... Who Wants Lunch?!

A Bukkake On The Face Of Life. This Is CBB Radio!

Mathematicians Never Die. They Live On To Infinity Through Their Work... Unless They Were Wrong.

If You're Happy And You Know It, Crap Your Pants

If Steve Guttenberg Didn't Invent The Printing Press Then Why Is There Ink All Over My Wiener?

Howard, thanks for giving Miranda and I a shout out (The Sasquatch SoDak people)! It was a great time! Sorry you couldn't be there, Ku! Chris

For The First Time In My Life, I Saw The Bottom Of My Bellybutton. And Let Me Tell You, It Is Very Deep

DOG Is My GOD... And By That I Mean Dog The Bounty Hunter

If I Die, I'm Taking You All With Me!

Coming in at Number 1! NUMBER 1! Meeting Howard and Todd Barry!