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Disagree. The Last Starfighter is one of the better 80s science fiction films that actually holds up. Great CGI animation (one of the first films to have it), a killer score by Craig Safan, and Robert Preston. What's not to love.
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Agreed! Sure it's cheesy, sure the CGI doesn't hold up to today's standards, but it's actually a really fun movie. And fun fact, Grig the alien navigator is played by Dan O'Herlihy, known to HDTGM fans as the evil warlock from Halloween 3.
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Heck, if we're going to do one of these we might as well start with the nutty one from the 80s. Featuring Nurse Ratchet as Grandmother Ratchet. They actually had to tone down the incest from the novel, because apparently there's an acceptable level of incest for a PG-13 movie and the novel went just a wee bit over (though there are still plenty of icky hints of a relationship between the older brother & sister).
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A lovely story about a woman who has 4 children as the result of an incestuous relationship with her uncle who then goes to live with her insane fundamentalist mother who hates her and locks the kids in the attic because her father will only give her money if she pretends her kids don't exist. Then she slowly poisons the children with arsenic cookies because she wants to marry a new guy. Whippings, incest, sibling blood feedings, bedpost beatdowns and a hanging ensue. FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
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This reminded me that I was going to suggest the original Flowers in the Attic with Louise 'Nurse Ratchet' Fletcher. These books are so trashy and insane. And chock-full of incest. Lots of incest.
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I remember really hating this movie. But I don't remember any of the specifics, perhaps because my brain blocked them out in order to protect my sanity.
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He looks like a less masculine Tilda Swinton.
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Those are fightin' words, buddy!
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Tilda Swinton is a divine entity and we are blessed to be in her presence.
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Now that we appear to have run out of U2 to talk 2 me, I think it would be cool if each week was dedicated to a different band, a la last week's Staind Glass.
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There was more sweat and dust in that movie than there was plot development. I thought it just kind of hung there between good and so bad it's good. I was bored by it. I can see why people like it though. Guns and super hot people are strong selling points.
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Yeah it's far from one of my favorites, but the sexy times were off the charts.
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I'm with Kulap on Mr & Mrs Smith. That movie was dripping with filthy, filthy sex.
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Good god man. Easy with that shit sean. That guy is more frightening than the crypt keeper
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I feel shame over my actions
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I can understand being a bit queasy when Adomian really goes for it. I love the guy, but even I had just a bit of vomit in my mouth during Phillip Traumatic Seymour Disorder. It's not going to be everyone's cup of tea.
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Is that the evil Doctor from Orphan Black?
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No, you're thinking of this guy
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I thought the first half of this episode was brilliant. As Scott says, very much not what you normally expect from Comedy Bang Bang but refreshing and very interesting. But I was totally out when Paul Giamatti was introduced. I think James Adomian can be funny, and I enjoyed George W., but I find it impossible to enjoy his characters when they start talking about/doing repulsive sexual activity.
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You must have really been out during the Giamatti/Hoffman episode.
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They made a sequel to Easy Rider?! Who thought that was a good idea?
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This guy, apparently
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My wishlist:
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1)Now You See Me
2)Robocop 2
3)The Toy
4)Maximum Overdrive
5)Lifeforce
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Left Behind isn't a Catholic movie. Catholics don't really go for that whole rapture business. It's more of a born-again/Christian fundamentalist thing.
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What about Joe Versus the Volcano?
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The ultimate volcano movie!
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It was made in 2003 by Uwe Boll.
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Paul instituted an Uwe Boll ban after A Dungeon Siege Tale
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I say this frequently and am usually greeted with looks of bewilderment.
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I need better friends, is what I'm saying.
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Love Never Felt So Good *without* Justin Timberlake
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this isn't a real movie poster is it?
boy that sure does look fake to me..
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Sadly, it's real. Since this is a remake of a z-grade Kirk Cameron movie, I have to imagine they aren't dealing with much of a budget. Or maybe they recognize that it's obviously a comedy and made a poster appropriate for that.
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A bit saccharine maybe, but overall I enjoyed this.
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In that case, look no further than Danny Boyle's "Sunshine"! Sort of. Harder sci-fi that becomes more of a horror flick later on.
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A movie I love despite the fact that it goes completely off the rails in the last 30 minutes.
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I actually still enjoy Event Horizon and the whole 'haunted house in space' concept. Like I said I think a competent director could have pulled off something better. It's pretty telling that Anderson's 'director's cut' of the movie just ramps up the gore to even more absurd levels but does nothing to address the story problems.
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Left Behind starring Terrible Nicholas Cage Toupee #237
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it's because he's a terrible comedian.
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The DirecTV commercials with the marionette people
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I realize this isn't really worthy of an entire episode, but I would absolutely love to know how these commercials got made. They are EXTREMELY DISTURBING. Who is controlling them? Is that human guy really boning that marionette woman? When their son was born did he have strings instead of an umbilical chord? WHAT IS HAPPENING