I'll let the Wikipedia entry do the talking:
"Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a 2001 cult film from Odessa Filmworks which deals with Jesus' modern-day struggle to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Canada, from vampires with the help of Mexican wrestler El Santo."
"The movie begins with Jesus Christ sitting on a beach relaxing and comparing the kingdom of God to a sand castle. He meets up with El Santo and a woman named Mary Magnum. Together they fight lesbian-killing vampires. Jesus fights with mixed martial arts skills and uses his carpentry skills to create weapons with which to slay vampires."
This movie is incredible. It's also a musical (sort of) and totally worth the watch.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Vampire_Hunter http://www.odessafilmworks.com/jcvh/index.html
