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Our next movie is the result of Jaws drinking a Four Loko, also LL Cool J is in it. Paul goes through some Corrections and Omissions for Safe Haven, gives a controversial answer to whether Safe Haven would have been better with Nicolas Cage, shares some great Picks of the Week, and answers all your orange juice questions. LA: Get your tickets now for two (8pm & 10pm) LIVE at Largo shows on Saturday, April 4th! Go to www.largo-la.com for tickets!

Adam’s guest is Micah Rosenbloom, who joins for a lively discussion about the role of podcasting in entrepreneurship and venture capital. Micah is Managing Partner of the Founder Collective, an early stage venture capital firm that funded companies like Buzzfeed, Uber and Maker Bot. Podcast listeners may know him from his appearance on Gimlet Media’s StartUp podcast, in which he advised Gimlet founder Alex Blumberg to find a co-founder (he did). Micah talks about his first job out of college, working at the Endeavor talent agency, and how Hollywood does, and does not, resemble the venture capital world. He tells Adam how many people told him “I heard you on StartUp,” and then they discuss how podcasting can help entrepreneurs build their online persona and market themselves. Finally, Micah reveals his plans for a new podcast project with Midroll.

Bob is given the chance to speak to extraterrestrial light beings with the help of channeler & medium Leni (Suzi Barrett) formerly known as Debbie Davis. We’ll learn how Leni gained the ability to contact the Pleiadians, the most disturbing and uplifting message she has received from these light beings, and they’ll attempt to connect with their plane of reality.

Andrew Ti and special guest Molly Lambert finish the week off by discussing the success of Run the Jewels. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Randy and Jason welcome to the show stand up, writer, and longtime friend, Jordan Rubin, who offers some very inside information pertaining to the curious case of Robert Durst, during which time, surprise guest Robert Durst, joins the show. Additionally, Jordan talks about some of his upcoming projects, including why a story about zombie beavers is the only story that needs to be told. Then, Daniel Van Kirk covers stories from around the world that include the notorious bowel movement bandit and a young man whose machete wielding ways has aged him dramatically.

Are you ready for some pet peeves from TV’s own Chelsea Peretti? Things heat up on a Bang! Bang! After Dark as Chelsea gets deep about her thoughts on rental cars, dookie emojis, and DSLs. That’s not all, we know you’ve been missing record producers Benny & Barrett Bachelor aka The Bachelor Brothers, babe. So they’re back by popular demand and to make a big announcement baby!

Brett Gelman of Adult Swim’s Dinner with Family with Brett Gelman and Brett Gelman’s Family joins Paul & Jason to talk about John Boorman’s fever dream Zardoz. They’ll discuss everything including the multiple floating heads, Sean Connery oozing sexuality in a red diaper, and one of the laziest reveals in movie history. Plus, we hear a commentary track from John Boorman himself and Paul reads a 5 star Amazon review that explains how Zardoz was a sci-fi re-interpretation of Nietzsche’s philosophy.

Reporting for duty with Graham Elwood.

The gang kicks off this week’s episode of Two Charted with talk about haircuts of the past, ring tones of the future, Howard’s big announcement about the latest Gu Cruise ventures. Then, as aided by Stard, the gang discusses the origin of the American Jacuzzi, as well as the migration behaviors of turtles. Later, Howard reveals the greatest and only way to watch film and TV with a new method known as “hour spackling.” Additionally, Kulap reveals the one documentary that everyone needs to watch tonight. Lastly, the crew wraps up with gifts, but not before Howard picks a fight with technology.

Welcome to the Sweet Sound of Success with your host and inspirational speaker Max Success Champion (Mort Burke)! This week Max is joined by his lovely wife Macy Champion. They’ll talk about how a public incident has changed their love life, they go through Macy’s Rules, and Macy shares her own personal struggles. Then, Traci Reardon stops by to give Twitter followers advice on how to make money and more in her recurring segment, “Help Me, Rhonda.”

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The gang is back and they got some blue giant ass to kick. With grenades. Also, Blaine shares a dick story.

Randy and Jason kick off the episode with the one thing you can do to make yourself hate the one percent, even more! Additionally, the Sklars discuss topics from around the nation that include a little league coach who blows the whistle on illegal recruiting, only to later get drunk and forget which house he lives in, and a Lingerie Football League player who sues who former boss. Then, the Sklars welcome to the show Jerry Minor, who talks about his road to SNL and his upbringing in Michigan. Additionally, the Sklars, as joined by Jerry, give analysis on the NBA, the NCAA, concussions and contract years. Later, in quick hits, the gang discusses bad ballpark food, a very talented MMA fighter, and an NFL wife who doesn’t know how to pick her battles. Lastly, Jesse Thorn, our resident fantasyoligist, gives insider information to help you draft the best team of schoolteachers on the market today.

Kulap and Howard start off the show by officially announcing the arrival of spring, as well as a special achievement that has been accomplished in the world of Gu Cruise. Then, our hosts are joined by stand up comedian Kate Berlant, who talks about her most recent tour, wear in she traveled the country by bus, as well as her future comedy shows in Germany. Additionally, during the movie chart, Howard explains why God is such a nice guy that he’ll even help people that are stuck in the snow. Lastly, while fielding questions from Chartist’s, Kate talks about how she celebrated International Woman’s Day.

Will Hines, Gilli Nissim, Dhruv Uday Singh, Kale Hills, and Heather Woodward join Matt Besser for an unprecedented improv6humans! We’ll see what it’s like when J.K. Simmons walks into the OZ writers room, find out what exactly is marriage money, and hear some personal stories from the Nerf injury ward. Plus, we explore what can go wrong when a city installs walking flags for crossing the street in another edition of The Mope Report. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com!

Molly Lambert & Andrew talk about why Africa is called The Dark Continent. Don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

Molly Lambert & Andrew talk about the definition of the word “racist.” Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

Molly Lambert & Andrew talk about if it’s racist to re-enact atrocities in films. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

This week, Randy and Jason welcome to the show longtime friend, author, and baseball guru, Jonah Keri. Together, the gang explains to America why reading is still a worthwhile hobby and which, 60-1 underdog, major league baseball team, will win the world series. Additionally, Dan Van Kirk covers stories that include; parents who dress their child as Christian Grey and then sends him to school, a man who falls asleep with his hand gun in public, and lastly, a person who makes the worst decision of his life, when he decides to go to Applebee’s. Finally, Larry Flynt calls in and has a bone to pick with the Sklars about what is deemed 'appropriate'.

Writer Molly Lambert returns to join Andrew all this week to answer some racism questions. Today they talk about whether forgetting someone’s name and assuming it’s Pedro is racist or just forgetfulness. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

Join Kevin as he sits down with actor Will Sasso (MADtv, The Three Stooges). Laugh as the two gentlemen craft new celebrity impressions and discover what silliness Will created while anticipating work.

Mark Wahlberg (Daniel Van Kirk) is back to entertain and inform the fine folks at the UCB-Sunset Theatre in Los Angeles with his very famous friends Harvey Keitel (Jay Mohr), Nicolas Cage (Kenny Stevenson), Manny Pacquiao (Marques Ray), and Tony Sam. They’ll discuss the Oscars, how to stop ISIS, the new version of Tinder, and many more important things.

Andrew Ti and special guest Lamar Woods finish the week off by discussing Action Bronson and other white rappers using the n-word. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Kicking back with Sarah Colonna.