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This needs to be in text books nationwide.

One bird in the hand might be worth two in the bush, but due to hyperinflation, all three birds would be more useful as toilet paper, anyway

Personally, The Walkmen's is my favorite new years-themed song. I can't wait for another year of charts!

I just don't get Scott and Kulap. Are they married or something? And I thought Coco butter was Ice-T's wife's brand of butter. Very confusing episode.

I really enjoyed this episode. As a fan of The National, I would recommend to anyone even remotely interested should listen to their album High Violet. If you don't like it, you definitely won't like the rest of their work. They're pretty accessible, though. It's not like they're math rock.

Haven't listened to it yet, but here's a preview of my reaction to the preview: Yay! Alright, I listened to it. Here's my full reaction: Yay!!!

I thought Tig was talking about a horror story, then realized it was a horse story. I'm wishing it had been a horrorse story.

Hey, don't piss on me and tell me it's raining! I don't like weather reports during my weird fetish sex!

Huh, I have heard "off the rails" before, but I didn't know that's what it meant! (I am also a ghost from the 20s, btw, so we just said "this was like a train had gone off its rails, out of control.")

Real talk: I was 13 when I saw this in theaters, but even I thought the movie treated rape a tad too flippantly in that beginning court case.

I really enjoyed this episode. In fact, I might be crazy, but I think these dudes are gonna make it in this crazy biz (business).

I'd listen to a spin-off series where Armen tries to convince Scott to like him.

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... but enough about that, it's time for Comedy Bang Bang!

"It dawned on me: there's a different word for every word" is already my favorite Wietticism of 2013. Gonna be hard to top it.