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You're not weird as much as you are just kinda unpleasant to be around.

Is that an optical illusion or is Adam's head three times the size of Jimmy's?

I can't stand when people comment about people commenting about what they think is about to happen in the comments... Why don't you just let it happen and then see if it happens and then if it happens or doesn't happen make fun of them/complain/eat a big hot sandwich dedicated to them? Also what is going on with the price of vending maching snacks. Not cool, guys. I have two overweight cats to feed.

For some reason nothing has me laughing harder than Scott's excited exclamations while Bonobos is telling the Paul McCartney story. "WOW!" 2 secs later "WOW!" 2 secs later "MY GOD!"

An Armen episode that hasn't spawned eight pages of forum-weeping and gnashing of teeth? Not sure if this one is canon.

15 minutes in and already so many sub-podcasts and several quality uses of the word butthole. C+ edit: Just finished and these fucking poseurs met Bonobos and didn't ask him about the t-shirts. C-

Sounds like we have this all figured out. Now can we move on to more important topics like how can I find a fucking Sunglass Hut near my house? I looked at their dumb website and the locator thingy says the closest one is like 94 miles away. That can't be right.

I'm into the white knighting for the cool hats (and the Armen Bucks natch). If Armen makes his sex all over me, rad bonus. ps greggy you know I'm wargen it to the streets.

He's paying me in Armen Bucks. They are only redeemable at Sunglass Huts. It's...not a very good deal.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! People made fun of a movie once?!? flips over the table Fuck everything! It's all bullshit, maaaaaaaaaan!

Have Armen on every episode until the people who don't like him stop listening. Replace Howard with Armen permanently. Then replace Kulap with a clone of Armen. Then make it so another clone of Armen is the engineer. Then make enough clones of Armen that every guest is Armen. Armen is Armen. We are Armen. Armen forever, Armen is all.

Thank you, Earwolf, for giving me little surprises like this that make my job tolerable. I love you.

I feel like all this pointless fighting has really overshadowed my excellent masturbation anagram.

Jack Antonoff? More like Jackn Offaton!

They posted and deleted it again? and I missed it again!!! AAAAAAGH MY EMOTIONS

I saw it too and now I'm bummed I decided to wait until morning to download it.

I think the best way to deal with the complaints about Pete Holmes is to have him on every episode. All Pete, all laughing, all the time.

Womp up the jamz!

"I don't know much about sharks..." "But I know I love yoooooooou."

SA: You were trying to impress... AS: Yeah. Daddy. That's right SA: And that's what it's all about isn't it? AS: ...and that's why I asked Steve Wozniak if I could suck his dick. I already love this so much. You're really pounding my ass with quality podcasts these days, Earwolf. You beautiful bastards.

You've really mastered the art of passive-aggressive insults. Hope you got some kind of plaque to hang on your wall.

I could have easily listened to another hour on this topic and with this guest. Please have him back at some point.

"You know who should do that for you is Dr. Rosen Rosen." "I'm not gonna do that type of bland-o stuff." Ouuuuuuch.