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Brian-Robert is fine. Okay, this is going pretty good. I don't have a home so we record podcasts at the food court in the mall. The acoustics are terrible but sometimes people don't finish their food and if you can catch them before they get their tray to the trashcan you can score some nice eats. Security really doesn't like this so if you see them run to the east parking garage and find the corner with all the pigeon dookie. Scurry up onto that ledge and you can blend in with the pigeons. I tried to record a podcast there once but the ammonia from the pigeon poops made me woozy and I fell off the ledge and through the windshield of a Mercury Mariner. I gotta get back to working on this code. Do you know what the phrase "all bones exiled in the meatspace" means and if so could you assign an astrological sign to each word? It's okay if you can't. Welcome to the Podiatry of the Mind podcast family!

Yeah this could work but I want to make sure you drink water right into the mic. Lots of wet mouth sounds and smacking of lips. What do you think of the name "The Brian Seltzer Podchestra"? Is your name Brian and if not are you open to a name change? I already have some advertisers lined if you are okay with being sponsored by pornography that is related to the theme of drinking fluids.

If Earwolf cancels your show will you please come to my podcast network? It's called Podiatry of the Mind and each of our podcasts have literally dozens of listeners. If you join you will enter the ranks of such venerated podcasts as: Help Me, I'm a Hoarder - (haven't gotten a new episode since Millicent went into the newspaper tunnels) Pizza Rat's Pizza Chat - (reserving this for Pizza Rat, put up a bunch of flyers for him in the subway) My Reality - (my nephew's podcast it's mostly about how no one likes Slipknot the right way) Bird Smiles - (a series of clicks and whistles that might be a code, trying to solve it is ruining my entire life) HamJam - (a wild hog run in the Pine Barrens outfitted with a series of pressure switches that create tones when stepped on) My Disgusting Fetish (this one is mine, pretty standard stuff) Just shoot off an email and in four to six months I or my business associate Pizza Rat (fingers crossed) will get back to you. I should have either cracked the code by then or be dead by my own hand. Looking forward to working with you, Sean and Hayes!

Let's all delete our profiles and hope that someday this entire thread is forgotten. Myshkina-Millenia and StanSitwell you go first. I promise everyone else will delete their profiles after you do.

I'm just saying the picture that thejjar uses for his avatar is of himself. It's not a joke picture he found of a guy who unclogs toilets with his hands and is suspected to be the Gilgo Beach Killer.

You should get checked for blood alcohol poisoning.

i gotchu honlads

SIGNS THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE GOT YOURSELF A MOGWAI INSTEAD OF A DOG 1. BOUGHT IT FROM A REAL BAD RACIAL STEREOTYPE (I MEAN WOOOOooooOOO BAD) 2. DON'T BARK INSTEAD IT DOES THIS QUAVERING SING THAT BREAKS YOUR HEART 3. BACK GETS ALL STICKY WHEN YOU DUMP A SODA ON IT 4. NAH FALSE ALARM ON THAT ONE MOM SAYS THAT HAPPENS TO ALL ANIMALS 5. MAKES A BOW AND ARROW OUT OF YOUR OFFICE SUPPLIES 6. REAL CUTE TOO CUTE MAYBE (CAREFUL DOGS CAN BE THIS TOO( 7. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THIS IS JUST A DOG THAT BARKS WEIRD 8. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BOW AND ARROW 9. I MADE THAT SORRY I FOOLED YOU

I'm sorry, baby. I promise to buy you the thinnest pizza with the most water on top of it for dinner tonight. We can jaywalk and yell at cabs and try to kick pigeons. We'll buy the best bagels and never toast them. All your favorite things, my little mamacita.

Hayes, when you are wearing that shirt look how close Deadpool's crotch is to your mouth. You should totally motorboat his gonads.

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Thanks for slacking off this week so I could slip a post on the front page without staying up until 3am. I love this podcast and look forward to being a part of the community. K bye, love you all.

Man, my day is off to a rough start. You know that feeling when you try to throw a battery into the river cause it says it is charged but then how come your phone doesn't work and you slip on a wet patch of grass and fall on your belly then slide down the bank and the rough stones pull down your pants and underwear and you dunk right in the water but your ankles are all swollen cause you ate a big pile of salt so you are having a hard time getting your top half out of the water and you end up floating past the local community college with your little tushie bobbing up and down and the firemen (who are real angry to see you again) gotta fish you out at the next bridge with a long pole and after they towel you off and send you on your way you realize the battery was for your old phone that you dropped in the river the last time you were Tossing Electronics and not your new phone which was just in your pocket but now lives at the river bottom? That's the kind of day I am having.

No Feral Audio podcasts have advertisers, as far as I know. They are like the opposite of Mad Men.

I don't care for this business. Don't care for it at all.

slams and locks a big heavy gold door between Elite and Newbie forums but from the newbie side lowers sunglasses Let those dusty old mummies 69 each other in their boring forums while we new kids PAAAAAAAARTY DOWN!!!!! surfs across the pool on an inflatable raft while chugging two frosty brews

69696 9 sorry i'm late guys

I'm on a Pisces diet too. Three times a day I moodily and lazily eat an entire fish.

Just cause a shark eats you that don't mean you die. I've fought my way out of countless shark tummies. Doctor says I shouldn't keep going out in the ocean with nosebleeds but I didn't get my GED just to let some fancypants with a stethoscope tell me how to live my life.

Just gonna slip in here and break off a fresh page for y'all. After this I am done posting.

I have a really bad cold so I am calling in sick to the forums this week. I'll miss getting into scrapes with all you hilarious kids and the way we all learn and grow together. jk rot in hell losers .. ( . ) ( . ) ...( y )