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This podcast has everything*. Solid jokes, friendship, a scary moment, graph talk, a clever lady oozing charm and a hirsute man with the voice of an angel. Get on it, ya dweebos. *not really everything there was a severe lack of norks but everything else was fire

It's possible. Are you roughly 17 or 18 years old and born in San Antonio? Cause I made some bad choices there.

I was gonna suggest we play Fuck, Marry, Kill: Hollywood Handbook Forums Edition but I feel like there's no way I wouldn't have my feelings deeply hurt by everyone's choices.

I'm proud of you, too.

More like Sufi weavalready heard this story, amirite?

I bet you think I made that first post just to be a greedy pig and get the first. I bet you think I didn't even listen to the episode before I wrote it. I was actually sent the episode a couple hours early. Sean and Hayes asked me to play along and not reveal the twist. We got you all pretty good. I mean you should see your dumb faces right now. Anyway I gotta get back to our Google hangout and finish hammering out the details of my Pro Version. The boys are selling me pretty hard on a dune buggy safari/wine tasting sesh but I am pushing for a pizza party and overnight lock-in at an ice skating rink. xoxo y'all

Welp. This is my life now.

Trump lost in Iowa and the boys aren't back together yet. Looks like it's gonna be a rough week. Stay strong out there, my beautiful babies.

Let's see...Dixon, Dixon, Dixon.

After hearing the end of this episode and Dixon's soundboard I don't know how I am gonna sleep tonight. Probably drunk and on all fours between the mattress and box-spring like most nights.

Like everyone else, I have nothing to contribute. I just want to post on the first page to rake in those sweet "new thread" likes.

On one hand I really like mikebonetti but on the other hand I am a huge fan of dudes getting savagely roasted. Guess I'll just like both your posts and let god sort it out.

I dare you to kiss a dog right on its nose. Even if the nose is wet and cold.

Hey guys, let's all talk shit about Number 1 Cheeba Hawk.

Alright everybody we had some fun but let's ease back on the stick before this thing goes into a nosedive.

I know. I call him Ol' Thin Lips. It's a funny nickname I gave him when we were on the a cappella team at the Guildhall School of Music and Drama. I'd explain but it's a long story and I don't want to make you jealous cause it involves a lot of butterfly kisses and playful wrestling.

There's something fishy about this but I just can't put my finger on it. You know what? I bet I'm just grumpy cause I was tricked into eating two spicy potato chips that I didn't think were gonna be spicy. Ashley said she was filming it for her Youtube prank channel but I didn't see any camera. I think she is just cheesed off cause I said Michael Fassbender Jr. inherited his dad's thin lips. Oh well. I'm glad you're not a crow. I'm gonna go lay down until my mouth stops hurting.

Hello and welcome! Sorry about all the crow stuff, ignore the last few pages. We like to kid around. Say do you have anything you want to tell us about yourself? Do you have any hobbies or feathers or a beak? You have to answer. You have to say if you are a crow.

Put on these glasses, kid. JANET RECROW

I recently had to represent myself in court and I wanted to give some advice to anyone who is thinking about doing it themselves. First off, you should really only represent yourself in small claims court as it is less formal and more inviting to non-lawyers. In my case, I was suing a hotdog cart for emotional damages after they said I was "too drunk" to be served. It is my contention that a hotdog vendor is not trained to detect how inebriated a customer is and that a sober person might also lay on top of the cart and repeatedly whisper "just fuck me up" when asked what kind of hotdog they want. Be prepared to take some time to study the laws that might pertain to your case and make sure you can meet the deadlines of submitting any files that the court sets. If you fail to meet these deadlines your case could be summarily dismissed. Also be sure to dress neatly and do not make loud farting noises with your hands and mouth whenever the opposing counsel/judge/hotdog vendor are trying to speak. Keep in mind, if the judge rules against you (or the case is dismissed when you are arrested for contempt of court) you may be required to pay the other party's legal fees. You cannot pay these fees using a wheelbarrow full of McDonald's coupons or a check with "heres ur blud muney hotdogboy i whiped my @ss wit this" written in the memo line. If you follow these basic guidelines, I feel confident you will achieve success.

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Lotta sexual tension in this thread. I could get used to this.

Look at this guy ^^^ bragging about having a phone.