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Our long national nightmare is over. The old thread has died. Long live the new thread.

What is this the gd best friends good time forums for bullshittin or the HH handdbook real clever ride til we die business. fuckin pick it up guys. ya done fucked up page 12 and now page 13 looks like a ;avender fart on prettee diary/

I went to the dentist today and they said I was doing a "great job" taking care of my teeth and that I have a cavity. I do not care for their mixed messages and their loose definition of "great job". Also, as I was driving to work later, I saw my dentist out front of his office smoking a cigarette. What the heck, Dr. Bad Boy D.M.D. I let you put those hands in my mouth and now you're out here disrespecting your body in front of God and his creation. Unacceptable. Needless to say, I am never going to the dentist again. I'd rather walk around with a serious case of pooch-mouth than be lied to by degenerates.

Esteemed Guest, Is crass humor the refuge of just the weak-minded or also the spiritually bankrupt?

when you're in a public toilet squeezing out a steamer and someone walks in do you pinch up midloaf or let your fartplugs fly i'll take my answer off the air thanks

what kinda animal this Dog or sheep Please I need this answer by the end of today its realimporatant

Dear Guest, Please circle the correct answer. Which type of government did Ayatollah Khomeini establish as a result of the Iranian Revolution in 1979? constitutional monarchy fundamentalist Islamic state democratic republic radical Marxist regime

You guys are doing another listener call in episode already?

Let's all use page 30 as our dream journal. I'll start. In my dreams I'm always wandering naked and alone in the salt flats. Abandoned by those I love and cast out of civilization for my sins. My skin cracks and peels in the intense heat and my feet are blistered and bleeding from the burning rock I tread upon. As I kneel to drink from a pool of fetid water, I hear footsteps behind me. A breath that reeks of carrion blows across the back of my neck and I am frozen in place, too terrified to turn. Tears gather in my eyes as I watch the sun slowly sink into the horizon. I know I will be forever trapped in the darkness with this hellish beast. That's usually when I wake up. That was fun, guys! Looking forward to hearing about your dreams!

And once again, Australian nationalism rears its ugly head

Oh good I wrote a novel about how much I love my cat. I'm a real cool guy.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I'M DRUNK Edit: Goddamnit I got combo-blocked by a devscoots post at 5:50 in the morning. Fucking perfect. Cancel my birthday. Throw every balloon into a separate dumpster. Feed the cake to a dog. Edit: Toilet Grundleson. Good name for a pet? Do not vote on this. Saved for later. Edit: Dairy Pillows liked the post above and the post below but not this post. Insecurity node activated. Edit: I got this cat. Little derpy-looking fucker. In two weeks he turns nine years old. Thing is I raised him since he was a speck. When I picked him and his brother up from the shitty trailer/daycare center they were living in they were too small to escape from a cardboard box. Could fit each one in a palm with room to spare. His name is Cutter and his brother's name was Max. Cutter and Max. Two renegade cops from an 80's movie that don't play by the rules but goddamnit they get results. Max died last year from bad heart. He was a chubby bastard and I think he had Pica disorder cause he loved to eat garbage. He was basically a goat in a cat's body. He loved me for no good reason though. I couldn't lay down without having that fat little trash baby getting all up in my business. Cutter always kept his distance when Max was around, probably some kind of feline sibling rivalry. Ever since Max passed Cutter has changed. He's become much more of a lap cat. I don't know if it is because he needs me more or that he knows I need him. There's no real point to this story except I'm drunk and I'm getting ready to lay down to sleep. Every night when I do, Cutter crawls up and falls asleep in the crook of my arm. It's a good birthday. I get another year with my boy. I'm a sappy stupid asshole and I will regret being a sappy stupid asshole when I wake up. Goodnight.

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Did you get the number of that dude who loves fonts?

Did you spend all day gently placing all your fancy coffee items on a raft, pushing them into the ocean, lighting the tip of an arrow on fire, shooting the flaming arrow in a perfect arc to ignite the raft and then stoically watching them burn as the cold mist of the breaking waves dappled your shirtless torso?

Chanson was right when he thought that Croworld is just a name. Croworld is actually a peninsula. It is FULL of crows though

I buy my coffee out of a vending machine at work like a real American. It tastes like sewage and every day I want to cry.

Another awesome day hanging out with my HH forum buds. Better take some time to sort my friends list.

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