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PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other profiles. THIS IS TRUE

You could see how many ants you can fit in your mouth in an hour and then try to beat that record.

I sent them all in there and sealed up the entrance. Then I told them through the hole in the wall that only the strongest one can come back out. I think I am getting the hang of this job.

I would try that but the floor in the kitchen is always covered in a thin layer of brownish-red liquid and I can't afford to get hurt. The hostess whispered through a hole in my office wall that anyone who is injured on the job gets sent to the "sinew factory". Speaking of, does anyone have any tips on how to coax a hostess out of the walls? I really don't have time to seat people with everything else that is going on.

My unit at work went out to Applebee's for a team lunch today. At the end of the meal I went to pay at the counter by the door but I didn't have a pen. I asked the man behind the counter if I could borrow his pen and he said "It's all yours." Then he started laughing and my head started spinning. I blacked out and when I woke up I was wearing his clothes and holding his pen. Can someone help me? Does anyone know how to break curses or how to efficiently run a mid-range franchise in a busy location? I don't know how to do inventory and there's a very tall man in a very small suit standing outside the window pointing at a sheaf of papers in his hand. The words "Tax Man" are written across his lapels in white-out and his teeth are too long. Also, no matter how fast I circle around the line cook he is always facing away from me. Anywho, I really liked this episode. Great job, everyone! Please help me out if you can. I am at 213 Paine Turnpike North Berlin, VT 05602.

hahaha wouldn't it be funny if someone found that sexually arousing for real hahaha that would be so weird hahaha im gonna be in my room doing homework with the door locked be back in 20

Oh my...

That dick could have a home.

#notallThunderCock69s

Women often say my penis is very big. How can I tell more people about this without seeming like I am bragging?

How can I trick someone into falling in love with me even though I am a terrible person?

Montgomery, pull your shelf together.

I've heard of Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons but Montgomery Justgotburnedbytheentireforum? I'm leaving you a pity like for them to bury you with. R.I.P. ya goober.

Honlads won this page, guys and gals. See you on the next one.

The bit saturation is getting a bit high so I am just gonna step in here and leave this picture of a couple dik diks. They live in the shrublands and savannas of eastern Africa. The name is derived from the alarm call of the female. They resolve their conflicts by running towards each other, stopping short and vigorously nodding their heads. No jokes about the name please they are very sensitive, plus they have heard all those jokes already, so maybe find a better use of your time. OK that got a little preachy and I am sorry. 100% love for you all, have a blessed evening.

I got moved to a new unit at work today. I've spent the morning standing in front of the window of my office watching cars hopelessly circle the parking lot looking for a space. Occasionally I chuckle and whisper "Fools." under my breath. My new co-workers seem nervous and refuse to make eye contact. Phase 1 complete.

Hey souprman, I didn't know you were into pottery. Everyone's talking about one of your pieces. They are going to display it on national television tomorrow at 6:30 p.m. EST. I'm not familiar with this particular piece but apparently it's a bowl that has broncos and panthers on it. That sounds pretty crazy! Where do you get your ideas from? Also do you know why are people so excited about the commercial breaks? Hit me back on my mobile. <3 wargen

Is there a way to remove these new mod badges? I don't think mine is fair.

I'm looking forward to getting old and retiring from the forums so I can wake up at 6am to a fresh pot of coffee, step out onto my porch that overlooks the woods which gently slope into a cradle where a babbling brook flows and turn my face up to sky to feel the rising sun and scream out at god to show his coward face and come down from the clouds to murder me.

Thank you, Sleepykittencuddler Fudgeduke.

I dumped a big pot of spaghetti off the top floor of a parking garage. Give me a call if you want details.

Joe what is going on? Why are you lying to these good people? Do you need a hug? Come here, buddy. Bring it in for hug time.