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apocowarg

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  1. Due to this sad news I can longer post a really funny joke that I totally had planned for today. Instead here is a picture of my stupid cat. His name is Cutter. He has too many toes. #nofilter
  2. To anyone who has complained about this being in the HDTGM feed: Y'all a buncha babyfolks. This podcast is liquid gold. Makes me feel like a real fancy man when I listen.
  3. I'm calling the end of comment thread right now! NO MORE POSTS ANYONE WHO POSTS AFTER THIS IS A GRADE A BOZO RIDING THE DINGDONG TRAIN TO CLOWN TOWN
  4. Whenever I want to dip a toe into the gun control debate, I like to head on over to Facebook. Then I like to pour different household chemicals into my eyes and ears.
  5. Just Add Pepper + Houston = forever
  6. Typical male. I share a lovely picture of a capybara eating corn and you want to see its gross hog. This is why I had to delete my grindr profile.
  7. Just got done listening and it was everything I hoped it would be. I have never seen an episode of Real Housewives but I could not be happier to add this to my podcast rotation. It helps fill the hole in my life where The Reality Show Show used to live.
  8. I used to break down comedy for women but then the term mansplaining was invented. Now I just collect geegaws from the scrapyard and sell them to passerbys.
  9. No discussion of rodents is complete without my friend the capybara. They bark like dogs and love to wallow in mud. Thank you, have a good day.
  10. I tried to link a video and failed so hard that I give up.
  11. I was visiting my mom and she asked me to pick a movie to go see. I picked The Invention of Lying. After the movie she expressed a lot of disappointment. In our long history of her being disappointed by my choices that was, by far, the mildest incident.
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    EPISODE 153 — Farewell...For Now

    My favorite episode was the one that ended with the explosion in the mine. It was thrilling hearing what sounded like a complete party wipe. Really the entire stretch of Sark DMing was my favorite. Dude is great and kept all the players engaged. He always packed the situations they were in with smart details and crazy moments. I didn't even mind the endless tower stretch. If you come back I hope he is at the helm. Sarah was an awesome roleplayer who always made the game better by sticking to her characters principles. It gave the group some internal conflict and made for some funny scenes. Ken was always a glorious coward. Blaine bodysurfing and his fake commercials. Brian doing horrible things without consulting the group will never stop being hilarious. Gerry being Gerry. Just really Gerrying it up. I also enjoyed Steve and Dan and what they brought to the table. Dan deserves special recognition for doing a hell of job DMing when Blaine was sick. Those were some of my favorite episodes. This episode has inspired me to go back to square one and listen to the entire run again. Thank you for making this and entertaining me for countless hours at work. I hope everyone can come back some day for a new adventure. Farewell you goddamn nerds.
  13. New podcast about reality TV hosted by two ladies I find very funny? Can't wait to listen! "Please be sexy if you're listening. No ugs, guys." Dang it.
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    EPISODE 153 — Farewell...For Now

    I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING
  15. Is it Moonlighting? A very nice show starring Booger from Revenge of the Nerds.
  16. Hi! I'm the guy from the first page who was trying to decide if I like this podcast! Turns out this episode had a little too much potty mouth for me. I will try again next week and see if I can finally lay rest this terrible, acidic question that burns my insides!
  17. In the last month I listened to every single episode of Hollywood Handbook and The Reality Show Show. Not sure if I am on board with this type of humor. Gonna listen to this episode and make my final decision.
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