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  12. Posted

    I dothn't think I'm protesting enough, because this is a serious issue regarding discourse in our society

     

    You've been told by a number of people that you are contributing to a pattern of female CBB guests being criticized in a way that male guests are not. If your response to that is "NUH UH YOU ARE DA TRUE SEXISTS" then I don't know what to tell you. Examine your shit or fuck off.

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  13. Posted

    Personally, I'd like to praise Stan Sitwell for displaying an amazing amount of courage by continuing to post on a forum where everyone hates him. Just remember Stan, no matter how many people tell you that YOU have a problem, the correct response is to dig in and claim that it is EVERYONE ELSE that has the problem. You inspire me.

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  14. Posted

    Spend less time with your forum posts and more time with your grandparents. The clock only ticks one way. My grandparents are all dead though so I can hang out here if I want. I'm gonna list my favorite Simpsons episodes.

     

    1. Whatever the last one was that aired I didn't watch it but I bet it was good.

    2. One with crayon in Homer nose. Note Lisa finds made me tear up.

    3. One with substitute teacher. I like Lisa episodes.

    4. Hank Scorpio.

    5. Them spooky ones with the gravestones.

    6. Skinner gets caught under newspapers.

    7. Scenes from Springfield.

    8. Homer boxing.

    9. Homer go to space.

    10. Marge go to spa.

    11. X-files one.

    12. Canyonero.

    13. Lisa is vegetarian.

    14. Lisa babysit Bart.

    15. Flaming Moe.

    16. Troy Mclure does sex with fish,

    17. Homer owe mean sisters money.

    18. Dental plan, Lisa needs braces.

    19. Homer almost do sex with Mindy.

    20. Homer almost do sex with Lurleen.

    21. Bart and Lisa save Impy and Chimpy.

    22. Bart not allowed to go see Impy and Chimpy movie.

    23. Bart sells his soul.

    25. Lisa want a horse.

    26. Mr. Plow that's my name that name again is Mr. Plow.

    27. Ned goes bonkers and gets locked up.

    28. Homer eat too much and gets monkey,

    29. Burns steals Bart, dogs shoot bees out of their mouths.

    30. Simpsons get trampoline.

    31. Jazzman dies.

    32. Michael Jackson play piano.

    33. Snakes get beat to death.

    34. Barts steals Bonestorm.

    35. Marge makes pretzels.

    36. The angel and the mall.

    37. Impy and Chimpy Land with killer robots.

    38. Same episode as 37 just wanna say "My son is also named Bort."

    39. Bart get job on clown show.

    40. Homer become clown man.

    41. Mean guy step on all them rakes.

     

    Okay, I have to go now but this is pretty good.

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  17. Posted

    why can't anyone in this forum ever be serious?! THE FUCKING PODCAST IS CANCELED and all you jerkoffs act like you couldnt care less. FACE THE FACTS: 1. Hollywood Handbook was one of Earwolf's lowest rated podcasts. 2. Its not like the old days, they have corporate investors now who only care about the BOTTOM LINE (remember paywall?). 3. This was already Sean & Hayes second chance after Reality Show Show 4. When Andy Kaufman died everyone thought it was another one of his elaborate jokes (EVEN HIS PARENTS).

     

    This is a really funny bit.

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  20. Posted

    Whoa, I take a sabbatical and you guys strip Chanson of his avatar? Not cool.

     

    Here's a list of changes I'd like to see:

     

    1. Channy get back avy

    2. beeface start reading previous posts and using the like button (it's in the lower right-hand corner)

    3. less likes on Zsinjeh's posts (self-explanatory)

    4. Henry, how you doing, baby. Keep your chin up.

    5. Dad, wish you were around more when I was...no wargen not the time stay strong

    6. Charlie Murphy Brown keep posting word salad for my eyes to quickly skim over

    7. Coming back was a mistake I am already running out of steam.

    8. *Front page should just be pictures of hippos relaxing but not too much mud on them.

    9. Double space all posts. Not including this one.

    10. sOmEoNe StArT tYpInG lIkE tHiS i MiSs MySpAcE

    11. Remove the devil's number

    12. Disagreements settled by whoever can guess the other person's true name first

    14. Popcorn Gallery questions must be asked in order of length.

    15. .Everyone gets songs that start to auto-play when you read their post (Far Behind by Candlebox reserved for wargen)

    16. silvrwoman tell me I am nice person

    17. croworld makes a comeback in a big way

     

     

     

    dubukR5.jpg*fig.1 example

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  23. Posted

    List of things to do when mixing Ambien and alcohol:

     

    1. Sleep, no not really

    2. Stay Awake, that's the stuff

    3. Pull all the documents out of your safe and carefully read each one, did you miss anything?

    4. Lay on your back with your arms and feet in a defensive position, they can't see you now

    5. Make direct eye contact with the animals that live in your house, establish dominance

    6. Ponder the nature of the hag fish, what (if anything) do they love?

    7. Read a book, you will not retain this information

    9. Deactivate all social media, now we're cooking

    10. Forget if you brushed your teeth, brush those puppies again

    11. Is someone at the door, no...no it can't be true

    12. Shadows, are there too many in this room?

    13. Watching eyes, who designed these enormous windows

    14. Remember you are safe, yes this is your home

    15. Nothing can harm you, silly child

    16. Sleep now, welcome your old friend, oblivion

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