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https://vine.co/v/ezM9vIFWQHq (edited 'cause embed code didn't work)

I think the Castor and Pollux in Hunger Games are -- like the ones in Face-Off -- named after the twin brothers from two different fathers (Tyndareus and Zeus) in Greek and Roman mythology. Some straight-up Maury shit there.

Rats can't vomit. Then again, these are magic rats, right?

Henry Rollins as the special guest? That was my first guess anyway, although Paul F. Tompkins was also in this movie.

Thank Cake Boss somebody mentioned the second clip guy's former life as the Sexman. Filmdrunk 4EVA.

I once photoshopped this after Paul Scheer suggested it. Just thought you all should know. Have fun scrubbing that out of your subconscious.

"That's not how food works" is now a permanent part of my vocabulary. Especially when applied to kids hiding in refrigerators.

I completely forgive you for mispronouncing pestle for teaching me a new Gilbert & Sullivan style song to sing at work later today.

I'm feeding alligator jerky to the Honey Island Swamp Monster. BRING ON THE SWAMP ROCK.