trecoolx

We have boy shorts and short boys, but we're out of shy Borts.

If there's grass on the field and your ass is grass, get out of the mall, Roy Moore, cuz you is crass!

Aukerman in the streets / Party Man in the sheets!

My neck / my back / my pussy bombed Iraq

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna apologize for being a negligent dad and leaving her at the bar again!

Any chance that St. Vincent (Annie Clark) might make an appearance to promote her new album in 2014? She was great on the show and seemed game for interacting with the characters.

In France, there was a child singer named Jordy that took the country by storm with his dance hit "Dur Dur D'etre Bebe" and the live performance (featuring crowd shots of Whitney Houston and Michael Hutchence) was CRAZY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwZMXMNBbHs Somehow, this song was popular--maybe because it was a little baby singing--enough to be televised. And Whitney's expression was priceless.]

Ain't no ring on this finger, but I can't say the same for my penis!

NT

Five-dollar footlong?! What a cheap male prostitute!

A bird in the hand is worth two hours with your cat

Tonight, on a very special episode of Comedy Bang Bang...

He's "Womping it up!"

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001474/

*see above*