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I didn't take it as them being in heaven. I thought it was an Inside the Actor's Studio type thing, as if Liz Taylor and Richard Burton themselves were actors portraying "Elizabeth Taylor" and "Richard Burton".

This movie hurt my ribs.

Holy smokes. I might have to do that episode myself. Yikes.

Its at 2% now... "Witless, unfocused, and arguably misogynistic, Playing for Keeps is a dispiriting, lowest-common-denominator Hollywood rom-com." Arguably misogynistic? I'm game!

Oh my God, End of Days and 2012 would BOTH be great episodes.

"You know I only like being fat, baby!" I want this on the next HDTGM shirt.

I second this one for sure.

I just watched this whole movie. Fuck you, Paul Scheer. What did I ever do to you?? God, I'm going out for a drink.

but yes, obvious shtick.

Great way to promote some shirts, though.

By the way, Doug's Droopy Dog IS. THE. BEST.

And I don't mean Nic Cage's The Rock. I am talking Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Faster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpKN4GlnYKQ The man is a national treasure. And I don't mean like Nic Cage's National Treasure.

A highly regarded, award winning film based off of an actual, touching story? May as well do Radio.

How could I have forgotten about The Scorpion King? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAWrAQp7pWQ

Brought this one up a while ago, and I really wish they would do it.... http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/6486-sidney-poitiers-ghost-dad/

Seriously, everytime I'm watching football and one of the commentators talks about how a wide receiver bobbles a catch, I always go into my "Pete Holmes doing Al Pacino from 88 Minutes" voice and go "what if... what if I do.... like a bobble."

I hope Pete Holmes is in on that Pacino impression. He should be the resident Guest Pacino host

By the way, I haven't seen Dark Knight Rises yet.........

Holy shit, this was one of the most difficult episodes I've ever had to sit through.... All I wanted to do was jump in with my own commentary, this movie just got MOTHER. FUCKING. NUTS. If beheading is the primary way that a vampire kills another vampire, then why don't any of these guys have swords?!?!? Why choose to behead each other in the most difficult way possible? Do they live in a world where The Highlander was never created? God the CGI baby... I lost my shit when I saw that. And yes Paul, the baby was CGI because it was doing some serious facial acting. That baby always had this look of like serenity and messiah like wisdom on its face. It did NOT act like a baby, baby's aren't wise and benevolent. But thats the look they wanted the baby to have, presumably to make the audience connect with a monster child in a way that would make them sympathize with it.... The explosion of violence was unexpected and incredibly awesome. I kind of spammed my FB at that moment: "A Ninja Gaiden beheading!!!!" "In the waning moments of this AWFUL movie, it suddenly turned into a beheadathon! heads are rolling EVERYWHERE" The fight scene was pretty cool, but I don't get why all these vampires suddenly turned into like a shitty Naruto or Bleach. Was it like that in the earlier books? This movie basically turned into a Bleach fanfiction story. I love how the father doesn't seem to care at all that Jacob is a werewolf, and doesn't make the connection that maybe the super pale son in law and his super pale friends might be vampires. The psyche out ending... I never laughed so hard in my life. I don't understand how there isn't a class action lawsuit against Stephenie Meyer from her fans for that bullshit. What a gutless hack! Like these stories didn't lack enough consequences or substance anyway! Where is George RR Martin when you need him.... In the first recording of Breaking Dawn 1, when everyone is speculating about the significance of imprinting, you can head Jason in the background saying "He's gunna FUCK that baby....". At that moment, I was like "Oh geez, Jason always has to go beyond... wtf". But in the opening of this movie, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY IMPLIED!!! Even at the end of the movie, they imply that Jacob IS, in fact, fucking that baby!!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? My favorite scene in the movie: The wolf falling into the chasm in slow motion. It was I shit you not the exact same shot of Mufasa falling to his death in The Lion King...

This movie is a hot, hot mess... insufferable. What the hell were they doing in all of Part 1 that didn't allow them to cram some of the "story" and "development" into that one???

Damn, that sucks. Thanks for the info though. My best guess? It was the Smurf porn references.

Seriously, both it and its mini episode (16 and 16.5) are missing. Legal issues?

What happened to the Smurfs episode? It doesn't seem to be up anymore.

Also, the final line in this movie.. "My god... how can it be?? My god... she's a boy...." wait, you're not at all shaken or concerned even about the fucking kid head that rolled out of her lap and onto the ground??? The dick takes priority over the bloody knife and severed head??