Episode 57.5 — Minisode 57.5

[Episode 57.5 — Minisode 57.5]

Dude, this movie is just bad. I can watch The Room, I can watch Birdemic. I can't watch this. This is just beyond anything that might give it a redeeming quality.

 

15:02 into this and I'm tapping out.

[Episode 57.5 — Minisode 57.5]

What an entrepreneurial fanbase. Paul Scheer could probably get you guys to build a time machine, if he asked nicely.

[HDTGM Survey Monkey / Movie Voting]

Had to vote for Alex Cross. Tyler Perry as an action star, 12% on RT.

[Episode 57.5 — Minisode 57.5]

Oh God, I always hoped they WOULDN'T do an Uwe Boll movie. His movies are just TOO bad to enjoy in a bad way. I tried to watch this on Netflix a month or so ago, and I had to cut out at that first battle scene.

 

By the way, I believe this is the second videogame-based movie that HDTGM has done now.

[Episode 57 — From Justin To Kelly: LIVE!]

What the fuck do I do with these God damned arms?

[Episode 8 — Sucker Punch]

Good God, this movie.... raped into empowerment.

[The Man]

 

Even Jesus doesn't love this one.

 

Whoever decided to pair Eugene Levy and Sam Jackson needs a reward.

[Fast & Furious 6]

 

Hope you guys are ready for a follow up to a MOMENT IN CINEMA.

[Movie 43 (2013)]

It looked dumb beyond dumb from the start, and its uninspired name pretty much gives it away. I dont even want to give this shit undeserved attention.

[Episode 54 — The Odd Life of Timothy Green]

As soon as I saw the trailer for this movie I knew I would never ever watch it. I hate blatant emotional manipulation in movies, which is also why I will never watch anything that has anything to do with Nicholas Sparks ever again. After my boyfriend ranting about this movie after seeing it at work, and this podcast I know I totally can't watch it because it WILL get me to cry and then I'll just be angry that I allowed it. But damn it I'm so curious...

 

Also if anyone wanted to watch the video of the sad kids...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aFV1r45sAQ

 

Oh those poor babies.

 

 

Oh my God, that video changed my life. Those poor kids were DESTROYED by what they witnessed.

 

The thing is, in prior examples of movies that introduce the concept of death to children, it was always delivered in a medium that was a bit more abstract to kids (like bambi a deer, or old yeller a dog). But this wasn't an animal... this was for all intents and purposes, a fucking human being! A child, no less! Disney sat a bunch of children down and made them watch a small child, one of their own visage, die before their very eyes.

 

To the undeveloped mind of a child, whose attachments to movies have yet to have been separated from their attachments to real life, that response is totally appropriate.

 

And it is hilarious.

[Episode 54 — The Odd Life of Timothy Green]

This is the podcast equivelant of "A very special episode..." from those old sitcoms.

 

Good stuff.

[Dunston Checks In]

I think I recall the trailer for this movie using that Roll to Me song, when I was a kid. I always thought that was funny. Even as a 12 year old I thought this movie looked shit dumb.

[Episode 52 — Reindeer Games]

The reaction to Jason and June learning his name was Rudy, made my week.

 

 

A truly classic moment.

[Episode 51.5 — Minisode 51.5]

This movie is too tough for me to sit through.

[Episode 51.5 — Minisode 51.5]

There are a lot of contenders for worst holiday song every year, and the champ usually goes to Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time (as it should, that song is amazing). However, this year there is a new undisputed champion of bad holiday music:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGNIDXUaVts

 

That is the video of a guy who would NEVER molest other dudes.

[Fateful Findings (2013)]

Oh my God, have you seen "I Am Here.... Now"???

 

http://vimeo.com/19918051

[2012 (2009)]

At least we find out what the Chinese have been up to all these years.

[Episode 51 — Liz and Dick]

I didn't take it as them being in heaven. I thought it was an Inside the Actor's Studio type thing, as if Liz Taylor and Richard Burton themselves were actors portraying "Elizabeth Taylor" and "Richard Burton".

[Episode 51 — Liz and Dick]

This movie hurt my ribs.

[Fateful Findings (2013)]

Holy smokes. I might have to do that episode myself. Yikes.

[Playing for Keeps (2012)]

Its at 2% now...

 

"Witless, unfocused, and arguably misogynistic, Playing for Keeps is a dispiriting, lowest-common-denominator Hollywood rom-com."

 

Arguably misogynistic? I'm game!

[December 21st: "End of Days"]

Oh my God, End of Days and 2012 would BOTH be great episodes.

[Episode 46 — Barb Wire]

"You know I only like being fat, baby!"

 

I want this on the next HDTGM shirt.

[Tango & Cash or Over the Top]

I second this one for sure.

[Episode 50.5 — Minisode 50.5]

I just watched this whole movie.

 

Fuck you, Paul Scheer. What did I ever do to you??

 

God, I'm going out for a drink.