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  10. Posted

    Holy shit, this was one of the most difficult episodes I've ever had to sit through....

     

    All I wanted to do was jump in with my own commentary, this movie just got MOTHER. FUCKING. NUTS.

     

    If beheading is the primary way that a vampire kills another vampire, then why don't any of these guys have swords?!?!? Why choose to behead each other in the most difficult way possible? Do they live in a world where The Highlander was never created?

     

    God the CGI baby... I lost my shit when I saw that. And yes Paul, the baby was CGI because it was doing some serious facial acting. That baby always had this look of like serenity and messiah like wisdom on its face. It did NOT act like a baby, baby's aren't wise and benevolent. But thats the look they wanted the baby to have, presumably to make the audience connect with a monster child in a way that would make them sympathize with it....

     

    The explosion of violence was unexpected and incredibly awesome. I kind of spammed my FB at that moment:

     

    "A Ninja Gaiden beheading!!!!"

     

    "In the waning moments of this AWFUL movie, it suddenly turned into a beheadathon! heads are rolling EVERYWHERE"

     

    The fight scene was pretty cool, but I don't get why all these vampires suddenly turned into like a shitty Naruto or Bleach. Was it like that in the earlier books? This movie basically turned into a Bleach fanfiction story.

     

    I love how the father doesn't seem to care at all that Jacob is a werewolf, and doesn't make the connection that maybe the super pale son in law and his super pale friends might be vampires.

     

    The psyche out ending... I never laughed so hard in my life. I don't understand how there isn't a class action lawsuit against Stephenie Meyer from her fans for that bullshit. What a gutless hack! Like these stories didn't lack enough consequences or substance anyway! Where is George RR Martin when you need him....

     

    In the first recording of Breaking Dawn 1, when everyone is speculating about the significance of imprinting, you can head Jason in the background saying "He's gunna FUCK that baby....". At that moment, I was like "Oh geez, Jason always has to go beyond... wtf". But in the opening of this movie, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY IMPLIED!!! Even at the end of the movie, they imply that Jacob IS, in fact, fucking that baby!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???

     

    My favorite scene in the movie: The wolf falling into the chasm in slow motion. It was I shit you not the exact same shot of Mufasa falling to his death in The Lion King...

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    The film currently does not yet have a consensus rating on Rotten Tomatoes, but a score of 14% "Rotten" based on six reviews. Stolen was a box office failure, grossing only $304,318 on a budget of over $35 million and was pulled from theaters after two weeks.

     

     

    At some point, people are going to stop casting him in movies if nobody is going to see them.... right?

  19. Posted

    This movie was beyond fucking bananas.

     

    Trying to connect this family's genealogy is as useless as boobs on a bull.

     

    As soon as I heard the line "Where I come from, we call them baldies.", I knew I was in for some shit.

     

    And just where the hell DOES that guy come from??? I love how he punches the box of tomatoes, too.

     

    This was supposed to be a horror movie of sorts, but the big reveal of the end wasn't scary at all, and there was NO resolution. It was just a child tranny. The director does realize that chicks with dicks is a sub genre of porn and not horror, right?

     

    I think the real problem with this movie is it makes you too sympathetic with the murderer (and its plain as day WHO the murderer is from the start, even if you dont know WHAT the murderer is). The only people who are killed, aside from the kid at the very end, are all highly irrational, volatile assholes. You WANT them to die, you're never anxiety ridden because you fear they might.

     

    And how the hell do you get away from this without talking about the old man pummeling ricky to a pulp with his fists???? This guy was paranoid beyond belief about word getting out about the rape-chef getting scalded with hot water.... how was he going to explain pummeling a child in the dark of the forest???

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    This movie is nuts beyond nuts. I kind of felt dirty for watching it. It has a real nice lgbt theme going on, in that lgbt people are murderous monsters spawned of psychopaths in unnatural relationships.

     

    Also catching a theme with fat chefs.... the fat chef in Drive Angry, the fat chef in Suckerpunch, the fat chef here.... Fat chefs are evil and kind of rapey.

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