Shannon

If you must know, wheelchair girl threatened me via almost every way I can be reached on the internet. It was scary and fucked up. And I agree with your second statement. That's why no one in this whole thread got a comment deleted. I have no idea what you are crying censorship for. We aren't constantly deleting comments and banning people. It actually happens pretty damn rarely for a place on the internet that people can type things. You're all allowed to be negative if you want to. You can be in love with a guest if that is how your heart feels. But I just feel like a guest should be able to go onto the comments for their episode and not see someone calling them a cunt, or a gross paragraphs long post about their boobs. If you wanna be a total dickhead and attack people personally or be a skeezy perv, there are plenty of places on the internet to do that. This is not one of them.

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also I had to make all these because I couldn't resist

okay I made a little something... I want to gif every second of this but I really need to just watch it before it goes away the rest heeeeere

I'm still an hour behind because I'm stupidly attempting to catch up even though I was gone for 8 hours today... I hope I catch some good Scotty before the feed cuts out. Sorry in advance if I cannot... YouTube doesn't seem to really approve of my attempt to cheat the system But GOOD NEWS! PFT reblogged my gifset which is basically the most important thing that can happen on tumblr

I couldn't help but make a few gifs more here

The t-shirts that YOU voted on, have arrived in the Earwolf store! "Ha! Idiot." "Very Important" t-shirt (also available in grey) Get one (or both, c'mon now) TODAAAY!

OH EM GEE I also really really really love the title

THIS IS HAPPENING TODAY TOO!?!?!?! WHAT A FRIDAY THIS SHALL BE

Me, 2:10am after refreshing the Earwolf homepage many many times: This is gonna be the absolute BEST. Welcome to Earwolf Lauren!!!!

OMG JASON SAID IT OMG gif cr: rafibomb ...okay I have to finish the episode, I was just very excited by this

omg one of the episodes I didn't check because I was like, "no it's definitely not that one" You're a hero Dan

I've been trying to find this for way too long at this point. I know it was a UTU2TM episode that I was just listening to the other night while doing laundry... I'm gonna keep trying. We will find it. trying to find ten seconds of audio in a 90minute podcast is like needles and haystacks yo

"dumper duffle" - goddamn does Bob have a way with words

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Anyone else have a hard time pinning down how Allen felt towards Ella? Like, I seriously couldn't tell if he loved her, or was afraid of her...or both I guess? But there was one scene where that dick husband from Object of My Affection like angrily picks up Ella and drags her out of the room and Allen is just like...sitting there. I felt like if this monkey was important to him and he was on her side that he would have been like yelling "Hey you fuck! You put her down! You can't treat her like that you fucking scum!" Or whatever. ...maybe by that point she was super evil, (I'm just having such a hard time remembering the order of this movie even though I watched it like 3 days ago. It's like a blur in my mind.) but even then he could have said "get that thing away from me! it's evil!" but he was just sitting there watching. He just felt so fucking indifferent towards the thing until the end that it left me very confused.

Ha. Batatoes. Austin's voice is so lovely.

One of my favorite things to do when watching a movie is to sing what is happening over the background music and I definitely remember singing "look at my dick just swingin in these sweatpants running with my backpack of bricks" So I noticed. I noticed.

I made a bunch of Animated Jason reaction gifs... they are here at my tumblr. I also made this and this and have plans to make more because those animations are my world. please everyone feel free to use them and thank Jay Marks for being a hero

ahhhh this movie was so frustrating!!! It didn't make any sense to me at all. I totally was trying to view it through the single white female lens and then the telepathy shit really threw me off while the gang was trying to posit why any of this happened I was just thinking Ugh this movie was just garbage I'm sad that the spongebath yelling didn't make the best monologues cut. That was my favorite. He was being SO MEAN to his mom!! And that junior high cussing throughout was just hilarious. It's also really funny how the gang has little to no memory of podcasts they've already done. I've heard other podcast hosts say that they forget what happened in a podcast as soon as it finishes. But this episode felt like deja vu that they did the "fuck guests" from Halloween 3 again, and June brought up the monkey imprinting (Congo)

I want to sincerely thank y'all for that heart-attack scene because that's been my new anxiety lately. I always think I'm having a deadly medical crisis every time I get a twinge anywhere in my body. It was comforting to know that other people feel that way too. And really nice to have a laugh at myself when I realized how often my mind sounds like the guy in the scene. Didn't expect to get a little healing from i4h today, but it was a nice surprise.

So I am one of those 14 year olds they were talking about. I got a burned copy of Harmful if Swallowed when I was in 9th grade and I became obsessed with it. I memorized it like it was music and it made me so so happy. I was such a big fan until the Myspace/MSG days when I felt like he'd become a shadow of himself who was nothing but catchphrases. But that special he did after his parents died kind of helped heal my wounds as a fan. I haven't really paid attention to him since then, but I listened to Harmful if Swallowed a little while ago and still laughed so hard. I totally get why people don't like him, but I will forever be thankful to him because he was the first stand up I ever cared about which led me to discover my love of stand up and comedy in general. ...me too. Anyway, I sure hope this "Noel Clambell" guy stops getting harassed by so many shitty teens. It sounds like it happens way too often.

mow down on some pieces of bread Dr. Pensacola

Really fun episode. Billy on the Street is like the #1 reason I haven't gotten rid of cable all together. I just really love him and I want him to be on podcasts more and be on my tv all the time

Those pictures have made my entire life. All of Bob's aura is clearly contained in that neck brace I also moved this show out of the classics section! Ducca's back baby!! "You have a lot of broken turquoise rings in your wallet" - Little things like this = GOLD