Shannon

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I've been looking for the right thing to say since I got the email on Monday morning, and I still haven't found the eloquent words I was hoping to have. So I'll just say thank you so much Jeff for everything you've done for me. Thank you for the most fun "job" I've ever had and for all the friends I've made here and laughs I've had. I know you're going to be great at anything and everything you do next I'll miss you lots, Shannon

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Oh how i'm going to miss trying to explain to my boyfriend through uncontrollable giggles why this weeks episode of UTU2TM was so amazing only to discover once again that this show is just too dumb and impossible to explain work hard this summer Scott & Scott and i'll learn to live with or without you

Ahhh!!! i saw this on tumblr this weekend and listened to it somewhere around 40x in a row GREAT WORK

"Kiss me, kill me?" "Kilmer." I don't know why but it tickles me so when Scott does this. There was another one in the episode but it was more obscure and I can't remember it but it was great YES and i'm STILL laughing about it to myself now. it's just so perfect Hey, Spiderman?!? (pause)(pause) Turn off the daaark!!

I think Dan was assuming that I, like many women in my age range, was obsessed with this movie in my childhood. But, I'm slightly too young (it came out when I was one) and I've only seen it one time. But thanks for checking for double threads! that makes you extra cool in my book

I woke up late today and i'm about 70% sure I'm dreaming this

Has anyone seen this?!?! I want to talk with you about it forever and ever. Favorite terrible movie of 2013. 5 Garbage Cans. I'm obsessed.

finally got to listen to this one on a roadtrip yesterday... CRAFT CORNER REFERENCE I love JessandLen and that everything they do references more JessandLen and if you guys aren't watching Playing House we can't be friends anymore

I feel like this happened before and if I remember correctly someone in the US bought the book and shipped it separately since it would be less that way... I'm having trouble finding the original thread to see what transpired but I really hope you can find a way!

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I want to stitch some of those on a pillow but I can decide which one.... (actually I bolded my favorites) If you see a cat and it looks lonely it's probably wondering 'where's the milk?' It's always 5 o'clock somewhere as long as it ain't rainin' in your heart. What do you do if you lost your favorite glasses? Start seeing with your eyes. Keep your face to the grindstone and your feet stompin' them grapes. If you're driving a car but it feels like a video game, it probably is. You can shoot yourself in the foot, but don't foot yourself on a shoot If you're trying to take a selfie but you can't, you probably don't know yourself. Turn that smile upside down you summbitch. If you're rolling a tire it's because it's olden times and you only have a tire to play with. You can freeze a food and you can freeze a disembodied head, but you can't freeze a disembodied head of your food. If you one time ate a carrot but the next time it looked like a zucchini, you're confused. Life is like a box of chocolates, make sure you break everything in half before you eat something. If you gave a gift and they didn't like it, maybe they didn't receive it. A gentleman always asks, and a lady always tells. If it's raining, open your umbrella. If the rain is still comes through you got a problem. God never closes a door. You did it, you was sleepwalkin'. If you're trying to sneak out, go through the window. Unless your dad looks in the window all the time. Even a broken clock don't work all day long. If you've ever littered it's because you don't respect the planet Earth. Look at the moon, look at the stars, look all around you. You're on Earth. If you're dead and you don't see God it's cause you don't believe in him. You're an atheist. Who can explain why a banana fits perfectly in a human hand? Our dark lord Satan. If the devil wears Prada does the angel wear Chanel?

There's something really magical about Tim's guy on the other side of the wall/guy in a box/guy on a loudspeaker/guy on the phone voice. This episode was a dream

I'm STILL laughing about "Booooce" like, all day i'd remember and then, crazy person giggles.

I wanna give a lot of props to Jason for the first time I think I've ever heard the term "clitoral hood" spoken aloud. Great work.

by the way guys this is a whole sub forum so please create as many topics as you want for summah songs, threads, cat pictures whateva ALSO YOU CAN MAKE POLLS!

The fact that Marissa seems to be a teenager who only makes 90s references is one of my favorite things about her and I was really tickled that it was brought up

I have the Batman Forever soundtrack on cassette tape. It's currently in the glovebox of my car. alsobatmanforeverismyfavoritemovieofalltimeokaybye

I'm sure you all thought I forgot, but I totally didn't and there's a new FYI poll up with a BABY THEME!

I literally have no idea, I've looked into it several times and I can't find a trace of it to turn it off or change the limit. Maybe Gabe or another more tech person knows, but I am at a loss. Sorry guys.

you can hear him sing a regular version of skyfall though...

it was physically painful. but I was still laughing so hard as scott repeated "the big guy! from harry potter!"