Shannon

Yeah, I don't delete suggestion threads just because they wouldn't be a popular choice. Y'all are free to discuss whatever movies you please, surprising as they may be. No worries my babies.

OMG MY BB TARAN IS ON CBB FOR REAL?!?!?

See it. Furreals.

Just walked out of this one a few minutes ago... I don't understand why this is here. You know, sometimes this forum makes me think people are just incapable of enjoying anything.

the video is here!

I was waiting for Martin's rap because of the Rap Battle episode of Burning Love and I was so not disappointed. Bill Diesel was such a treat. I remember reading an article a long time ago about how Vin Diesel's mom was about to lose her house and he wasn't going to pay for it. So I think that Bill probably painted a pretty accurate picture. Great episode. So bummed I was at work and not at this show the other day.

This was my face during the first 30 minutes... I think John Gemberling is ruined for me now.

My favorite wtf moment that wasn't mentioned was how exactly did the Ursa get all the way up to their lovely fancy apartment to kill the daughter? Did the doorman let him in? Did it have to ride the elevator? Was Jaden the soul survivor of a massive attack on an apartment building? Or does the Ursa race have a specific beef with Will and his family and it came for her on purpose (a la Jaws 4)? I'm also sad that they started to talk about the weird hazing in the cargo bay scene but were rightfully distracted by the spaceship made of paper and nets. Anyone else notice that Roy from The Office was there? This episode made me so happy to have wasted money on this movie. I'm glad Paul was bothered by the same things I was (why Earth? why are the animals not crazier?) I totally agreed with June about getting on board for the last few minutes. The worst part of this movie is honestly just all of the terrible choices that were made. There is a framework of a very compelling and exciting movie here, but it's so lifeless and tragic.

OH! I saw Matt on the show he was talking about! It's Donald Faison's competition prank show! http://www.tbs.com/shows/who-gets-the-last-laugh/ I honestly can't say I watched it, I just saw Matt on the tv near the end of the show and yelled "Matt Besser!" but then they announced that he (spoiler alert) did not win.

Todd Glass trying to suppress laughter off-mic is one of the most beautiful sounds in the world

Had a weird serendipitous moment during this one in that I was liberally applying calamine lotion to my mosquito ravaged legs at the precise moment that suggestion was uttered.

I already ranted about this movie in the After Earth suggestion thread, and I'm telling you people. DONT SEE IT. IT'S NOT FUN. It's not the kind of bonkers Shyamalan that you can enjoy. It just kind of is. Everyone is boring and it's boring. Nevertheless, I am excited to hear the gang's disappointment next week. It might numb my pain even if it won't get me my $10 back.

I'm sorry Dan, we are not an effective team.

I went in knowing exactly what it was going to be and it got EVEN CRAZIER AND STUPIDER. Basically, at the beginning Tom Cruise is like, "I'm an astronaut and Earth is barren now and I live here with my partner and I fix the robots that fight the aliens that destroyed the planet but they're still here and all the people on Earth live on Titan now and we get to go home there in just one week." And then the movie tells you none of that is true like three more times and Tom Cruise has a lot of watery flashbacks. That's all you need to know. It's not on dvd til August. Find a way. I implore you.

Don't forget the lady butt and side boob!! Because everyone knows that astronauts stuck on an empty planet for drone repair get lavish apartments with glass bottom pools. I will talk about this movie literally forever. What do you want to know? Do you want to hear about Tom's secret cabin in the restricted zone where he wears baseball caps and goes fishin? Or about how everything the movie tells you is suddenly untrue about an hour in and you have to get an entirely new exposition? Or something else entirely? This one's got it all.

I saw the trailer a whole lot of times for some reason and on the second time I said to myself, "There are no aliens, it's just Morgan Freeman's gang" and "Tom Cruise is a clone and doesn't know it." I went to see it with a big group for my bf's birthday at one of those theaters where you can drink and I told everyone that if my predictions came true we had to chug our drinks. So we got WASTED. and I cackled like a madwoman through the entire thing. I had so much fun it was insane. DELIGHTFUL. I found this movie to be DELIGHTFUL.

They went in and out to be honest. But they were weird as fuck. Like civil war era southern with weird british vowels on occasion. garbage. so unessecary. Like at one point, (in ADR) Will Smith says something very close to, "Son, dontchu break ma damn cutlass!" (that got a HUGE laugh... there are very odd "jokes" strewn about too) And I was like, "YES! BE THAT GUY!! LET ME CARE ABOUT YOUUU!" But it is the one and only time in the whole movie where he has any semblance of a personality. Me and the BF were really excited to see this today, we love terrible movies. Like in a completely un-ironic way, just appreciating the fact that millions of dollars are spent on something so awful it just fills me with glee. But this wasn't even fun bad. I can't really even say that it was bad! It just was. There was a framework of an incredible movie in there, it looked pretty fabulous, but the characters were so weak and so lacking in charisma that it was frankly boring. There wasn't even a Shyamalan twist to be pissed at!! (Our theory was it would be that the whole thing was a virtual training exercise and it wasn't real) I wanted it to be more like Oblivion. I LOVED Oblivion. Is there a thread for that yet? (I should know that) Ohhhhh my goddd I could talk about that movie forever. It absolutely DELIGHTED me with its terribleness. edit: made an oblivion thread

(there is not a version of this scene on youtube that isn't recorded off of a tv screen) I have seen this movie scene more times than any movie scene in the history of cinema. Me and my brother knew this whole dance (I still kinda have it, it wouldn't take long to get it back) and we would put it on 15x in a row several times a week. I could never view this movie objectively and say it's right for the show because I think it's perfect, but I just needed to share.

I didn't know if anyone has seen it and I'm scared if I start typing it will turn into a wall of crazy text... but here goes. My main beefs were... 1) There was essentially no reason to have them crash land on Earth. The animals WERE NOT more dangerous or "evolved to destroy humans" in any way and one of them was actually really friendly (don't get me STARTED ON THE FUCKING GIANT FRIENDLY CONDOR) and the fact that the air wasn't breathable made zero sense considering the vast amount of plant life. Also, if it really froze every single night, then nothing would be alive. uughggh whhhyyyy. Why not a massively radiated planet full of toxins and mutated cockroaches?!?! The only actual danger on Earth was the alien they brought in the cargo hold (another obnoxious trope) It really seemed like Shyamalan was trying to cram in some sort of convoluted environmental point about animals thriving without humans or something, (there was a scene of like 1,000 buffalos roaming peacefully by) but it did not land at all. 2) Jaden's character was bullshit. Did he want to be a super soldier? Or was he just a whiny baby who didn't want to do this at all?? He had no drive and he puttered around and made poor choices and frustrated the hell out of me. 3) And the worst case of all of the two poorly pooooorly developed characters was Will Smith. His character was so cold and unfeeling to the point that he appeared to be a Vulcan or and android or something. But despite his horrible nature, his family just ADORES him!! His daughter calls him giggling on the video phone while he stares unfeeling at the screen. WHY DO THEY LIKE HIM?! HE'S A DICK. I kept waiting and waiting for the monologue where he apologizes to everyone for becoming so hard and letting them all down, but NOPE. Like, I can't tell you how upset I am, like nearly to the point of breaking down in frustrated tears, about Shyamalan's directing choices. Like, if he wasn't such a terrible, performance squashing director who let actors make actual choices. If Will's character was more like his character in Independence Day, charming but a damn good solider. If he had been rooting for Jaden in those tense moments, if I believed he was actually on his son's side I'm telling you I would have wept and clapped through this whole movie. They made the stakes SO HIGH but nobody gives a shit!! I wanted yelling and crying and cheering! ANYTHING!!! This is already too long, I'm rambling. I can tell y'all more if you want, but I doubt this makes any sense. also the space ship was made out of netting and paper holy christ

Just got home from this. Boyfriend and I have been angry ranting about it for an hour already. Still ranting. UUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Am I just gonna have to start closing threads where no one can get along? If so, y'all should say goodbye to the "Yo! Is This Racist?" forum all together.

I just had to post this gem I found in the description of Jenna Marbles' newest video. She usually makes them insanely long and rambling and without punctuation and they have nothing to do with the video and make little sense, but this got me. I just really enjoyed this description

Video is here in case you missed it...

The video will be posted early next week! I'll definitely put it here in this thread when it drops

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