The Earth is always one to fulfill its New Year's Revolution. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 5, 2018 :D
Sorry about your breasts, my dear, but those were some tasty pasties! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 30, 2017 Happy New Year!
Discussing penis reduction surgery is the only appropriate time to say, "I wish I had a child's penis." in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 14, 2017 sorry
The Vlasic stork delivered my baby. It's a Dill! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 14, 2017 :D
I was receiving a blow job and shouted, "Full Steam Ahead!" Now I have burns on my penis. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 14, 2017 so silly
Your eyes are so beautiful and blue, that I can taste the ocean. Oh, my apologies dear, that is just my synesthesia acting up again. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 14, 2017 BANG BANG
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, reload and try again. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 16, 2017
Get your disbelief a belt, because we are out of suspenders. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 15, 2017
I know not age, nor weariness nor defeat, that is why I, a grown man, is going to trick-or-treat. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 15, 2017
The Earth is always one to fulfill its New Year's Revolution.
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