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Jessie and her magically changing hairstyle... So, what crime are they arresting Jason for? So...Jason's mom gave tapes to this woman who showed up and went into his room, but when the mannequin is found, the mom doesn't question what happened to the woman?

Classic dress-up montage returns!

And Terry Kiser plays the Count!

This movie came out in 1991, but the poster on Jason's door has a 1988 football schedule. Did this movie sit on the shelf for years?

Nevermind.

Why is this film not considered a classic dance film?

There is a shoe store called Fetishes. That's just weird.

What is up with the accents on the queen and her mage in the opening scene?

So, no explanation as to why this European peasant girl from the middle ages speaks and understands English?

Couple notes on Mannequin: On the Move (note: not actually named Mannequin 2) I could have sworn that Jonathan Silverman starred in this movie. It's hard to believe this movie came out in the '90s. It feels like such an '80s flick (though 1991 isn't so removed.) In casting Gayle, I guess they looked at Carole Davis in the first film and said "Get us another one of those" Those three henchmen...boy oh boy

Another family comedy that I wouldn't let my kid watch. Lot of inappropriate stuff going on here. The obsession with tail comedy might be the worst part.

As long as you live under my roof, I keep the foreskin.

Today's catchphrase goes here.

Now...we're going to sudden death!

Three squares, a cot, and true romance. That's what you get in here.

Catchphrases are weaknesses leaving the body.

For all you know, I actually am wearing pants this time!

I'd like to see the look on his face when he realizes that.

Ceci n'est pas un catchphrase.

Because your mother's got enough to worry about

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