The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)

[The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)]

I think we can all agree that this is the most important movie to review for the immediate future. I hear it's a colossal train-wreck. Even the tagline makes no sense.

[Samurai Cop (1991)]

I know I am probably beating a dead horse, but Samurai Cop is the greatest terrible movie ever made. It is transcendental in its badness. Its an example of how cocaine can effect creativity when it's a principal factor in the production of a movie from inception to release.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6gk04xzN3U

 

Now you can watch that youtube clip, or you can enjoy the film unspoiled and have an anuerysm. I implore anyone who enjoys really bad films, and who hasn't heard of this one to watch it, and it's double feature companion: Hollywood Cop.