C.LucasSmith

I have seen a lot of bad films in my time. I've laughed and cried with Tommy Wiseau. I've survived the horrors of a full-out Birdemic. I've wandered through the streets of Nilbog, pissing on hospitality with no regrets. My tolerance for bad cinema was high, or so I thought. My defenses were impregnable. I was arrogant, cocky, on top of the world... until I saw THINGS. THINGS, the masterwork of Andrew Jordan and Barry J Gillis, left me broken, at a loss for words. It is simultaneously the best and worst movie that I have ever seen. This film has it all: horrible acting, cheese sandwiches, mullets, beer, crappy special effects, a heartrending sci-fi soliloquy, Canadian accents, goofy looking monsters, an undeniably awkward cameo by porn star Amber Lynn, and one of the worst soundtracks of all time. Oh, did I mention that Jordan and Gillis make the sound effects with their mouths? I hold the the following pics to be self-evident:

"Daddy, you have got to come and get me, I'm at Betty's Bakery and we got homicidal baked goods after us."

You'll love Winterbeast: I guarantee it. First I've heard about Wicked World. A worthwhile watch?

I commend your good taste, sir! I gotta admit, I do love Tailspin, but that STRYK9 stuff makes me wanna stuff my ears with cheese sandwiches. I too doubt that it will ever happen, but I would love to see them tackle this. Barry J seems like a cool guy and I couldn't imagine him refusing to participate. As far as favorite bad movies go, I'm torn between this one and the ripe slice of awesomeness known as WINTERBEAST.

I love that movie!!