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"Elliot manages an apartment complex in the Palms." "Oh." Sarah's response sounded either disgusted or like she pitied him.

Got pretty fired up about princesses too.

Kyle being late and then his phone ringing really matches up so perfectly with the subject matter.

The oscar riffs were the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

Hearing your name on an EARWOLF podcast, and now seeing you post in the forums? It's like 2013 all over again! #TBT

I can't remember, who won the Oscar for Best Reverse-Bio Pic?

HAHAHA! This is amazing! I just watched it and I am sad to say I did NOT see the ending coming. That. Was. Next level bonkers. I guess I just wasn't paying enough attention (I was reading at the same time) and was blown away. I am assuming that happened in the book too? That's just amazing.

Maybe it's just comfort-food-esque? I don't listen to her, but my wife and girls like her. I'm over 30 and I read comic books and my wife doesn't get it but neither she, nor any of my friends, mock me over it or get angry at me for it.

Tavi's terror was delightful.

It's all just pop music. Everyone will look back regretfully years later. If it makes them happy now, who cares? On a side note, anybody watching the Twitter exchange between her and Michael Ian Black today. Is that all in fun or was she actually mad at him?

I'm the most inclusive of inclusers.

Why do you (or she) care what they like? If you don't like it, great. Why does it matter if others do?

Totally agree. Early on I would have said Jason was the reason I keep coming back, but after Zardoz without June, I realized it was her. She has this sort of classy-throwback air to her that makes me feel like I'm hearing a movie star from the 40's-50's discuss terrible movies. She's so awesome.

In categories of 'things I never saw in real life', a jelly-bean counting contest jar, is weird.

I like the idea that '1 in 100 parachutes don't work' that Kyle put out. I would totes do skydiving if I thought there was a 1 in 100 chance I was going to die.

With the context of the story now on this podcast, picturing that moment between the two of you is hilarious.

I could listen to Harris lose it during the ''Carl's Jr's hamburgers" forever.

Also, I'm totally going to jerk it to Harris to keep his memory going. (that part really finally broke me)

Ignoring all the sad stuff (because I can't do anything else) do you guys ever remember Chelsea being this upbeat during a show? It was so nice to hear the joy in her voice as the episode went on and I think it really made it so much easier to listen to. I'm so thankful to Scott for releasing this. Thank god for him.

We should really start wrapping up this show. (30 minutes later) "Can you make any songs with your body?"

You know I actually got a slice of pizza from there once and it wasn't a nightmare. High praise INDEED!

In tears. Just. In. Tears. "...yeah I know, but will it have the new logo or not?"

I loved that when Colin started singing with her ('she loves Gary') you could tell it totally threw her off for a moment.

"...we were knocked off by Michael Jackson." "Oh! That pedophile. How dare he?" Just terrific stuff.

I'm talking high-end condos. I'm gentrifying BABY!